Language of God
All religions now have been declared as valid paths to God, said a major religious Grand Poobah. This epiphany came to one of the last holdouts of exclusivist religions, Jesus "The Only Way" Christianity, as he now claims that equity demands everyone has access to God no matter their religious language. God doesn't want her people to fight over whose religion is true for them. Everyone gets a crown, trophy, or virgins in the end.
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