Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 10 Jan 2025 - Pillaging Pebbles

 

Pillaging Pebbles

Theft of rocks and shells is a danger to the delicate balance of the coastal ecosystem, especially during dire times when climate change's effects are evident.  We cannot risk losing the sediments on beaches, and unless the beach is preserved, the pebbles will cease to exist altogether.  “It is great to play with pebbles and shells responsibly on the beach but they should be left in the environment where they belong.”  If fines and arrests don't work, the next logical step is to ban people from sensitive beaches.

More info:  

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3704428879825-here-s-why-you-should-stop-taking-pebbles-from-the-beach-scientists-warn

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 09 Jan 2025 - Protester Privilege

 

Protester Privilege

Properly aligned protesters can commit minor criminal acts, break laws, invade and occupy buildings, and any other number of trivial illegal activities if they move forward Ministry of Truth goals.  Official apologies are appropriate if Ministry of Love enforcement looks too aggressive.  Harsh punishments such as arrests, forced dispersements, suspensions, and fines are unwarranted.

More info:   

• https://www.newsbreak.com/news/3429048914737-portland-state-university-president-apologizes-to-anti-israel-protesters-for-calling-police

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 08 Jan 2025 - Shovel Bans

 

Shovel Bans

According to Big Brother of the North, there is no fundamental right to own scary shovels.  There is an epidemic of shovel violence in our world and we need common sense restrictions on their possession and use.  Owning a shovel is a great burden and responsibility that most citizens should not be forced to bear, especially since there is no legitimate purpose served by shovels, including recreation, providing for your family, self-defense, or deterrence from tyranny.  By banning their sale and possession for all, except by the Ministry of Love, we can protect everyone from their misuse.

More info: 

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ_SFg6Vw8Q

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 07 Jan 2025 - Anti-woke Laws

 

Anti-woke Laws

Big Brother strongly denounces laws that attempt to undo his progressive policies, characterizing them as evil, destructive, undermining, and mean.  These are attacks on diversity and liberal progress, and must be forcefully put down by the Ministry of Love.  It is unacceptable to severely limit the ability of the government to implement the Ministry of Truth's utopian agenda. 

More info:  

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3599303358308-biden-denounces-trio-of-anti-woke-bills-in-congress

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 03 Jan 2025 - Toxic Positivity

 

Toxic Positivity

Fanciful representations of happy work environments that ignore the fact that everything is not alright.  Glossing bosses paint a rosy picture of work environments, stress, and issues in order to improve office morale, but covering things up ultimately increases stress and anxiety.

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3601717961253-glossing-bosses-are-the-toxic-workplace-trend-ruining-employee-morale 

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 02 Jan 2025 - Forced Sterilization

 

Forced Sterilization

Because of the threat of loss of reproductive rights by the recent election, true feminists feel their only option is to preemptively undergo sterilization procedures to preserve their reproductive rights, stating that Red is just not their color. 

More info:  

• https://www.newsweek.com/women-sterilized-donald-trump-abortion-1993261

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 31 Dec 2024 - Black Vigilantes

 

Black Vigilantes

BLM recently called for street justice to fight unacceptable jury verdicts, which have let down the cause of social justice.  They screamed, "People want to jump up and choke us and kill us for being loud? How about we do the same when they attempt to oppress us?"  These social justice warriors claim that white supremacists got another victory by a jury failing to convict the white subway vigilante.  By targeting oppressors, the streets will become safer for minorities.

More info:  

• https://www.newsweek.com/blm-leader-reaction-daniel-penny-verdict-jordan-neely-1997953

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 26 Dec 2024 - Retraction

 

Retraction

Official correction of potentially embarrassing research, misleading studies, or news reports, depending on the level of positive/negative impact on the Ministry of Truth agenda.  However, criticism should be ignored if it initially received positive press, and message clarification would bring too much adverse attention, since it is better to quietly retro-edit original history (as many online and print publications do) when there is an error. 

More info:  

• https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11149331/University-Seattle-Childrens-Hospital-refused-correct-misleading-report-puberty-blockers.html
  
• https://www.foxnews.com/us/uw-declined-correct-misleading-info-puberty-blocker-study-fawning-media-coverage

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Ministry of Truth Rewind - 25 Dec 2024 - Xmas Truther

 

Xmas Truther

Someone spreading unapproved messages of peace, hope, love, and joy about an unapproved Xian holiday.  Examples include: 

• Merry Christmas (or Xmas, claiming X is the Greek letter Chi (Χ), used as a secret symbol for "The Christ" or Messiah conspiracy)
• Isn't there anyone that knows what Christmas is all about?  Well…yes!
• For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.
• Joy to the world, the Lord has come
• Hallelujah
• For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life
• Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among those with whom he is pleased
• The Word (Jesus) became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth.

See Xmas Truther

More info: 

• John 1:1

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Ministry of Truth Rewind - 23 Dec 2024 - War on Christmas

 

War on Christmas

Unfounded claims that the Ministry of Truth wants to eliminate this winter holiday about the fantastical birth of a man purported to be a god.  On the contrary, all inclusive celebrations are welcome as long as they are not offensive or discriminatory, because everyone should be free to celebrate their own subjective truths.  Big Brother cannot allow religious holy days to receive preferential treatment, so all good citizens are commanded to forsake offensive greetings such as "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukkah!", protest public religious displays and decorations, and certainly should not dream of a "White" Christmas. 

More info:  

• https://www.times-standard.com/2023/11/26/matthew-in-the-middle-how-the-woke-stole-christmas/
  
• https://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/19/us/war-on-christmas-controversy.html

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 17 Dec 2024 - Snow White

 

Snow White

A story that is a relic of our Grimm racist past that embodies all that is wrong with white supremacist culture.  It is a misogynistic love story about a white prince who stalks her and rescues her against her will.  Instead it needs retelling as an empowering tale in which she shows her leadership skills by rescuing the hapless prince.  She shows her girl-bossiness by tricking the little males into forced labor.  Our young citizens need role models, not stereotypes of a meek, kind, and subservient princess who is "the fairest of them all".  We need to return balance to the force.

More info:  

• https://nypost.com/2023/08/18/son-of-original-snow-white-director-bashes-disneys-woke-pathetic-remake/
  
• https://www.outkick.com/analysis/disney-snow-white-actress-goes-off-trump-never-know-peace

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 16 Dec 2024 - Color Blindness

 

Color Blindness

This racist concept is not sufficient, since we still do not have total equality.  We must have racial equity over equality until the balance of power has shifted away from whiteness.  We must remove those who oppose this, since they probably fly the American flag, which has become a symbol of hate and extremism.  Equitable wealth redistribution shouldn't bother others because "we are all connected," and "my success is your success".  Besides, an absence of equity inevitably leads to theft and other forgivable crimes.   

More info:   

• https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1797952118185132179

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 12 Dec 2024 - Crab Boil Ban

 

Crab Boil Ban

Recent scientific evidence shows that crustaceans feel pain too, so we must stop the torture -  from capture, to their murder, and even banning their consumption.  A recent study calls for an immediate ban on the disturbing practice of boiling crabs and lobsters alive.  As a compassionate society, we must find less painful and more humane ways to kill shellfish if we sadly continue eating these beings.  It's all about being mindful and compassionate in our everyday choices, treating sentient creatures with respect, so the rights of crabs and all other born creatures are protected though just animal welfare legislation. 

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3692169279306-disturbing-study-calls-for-immediate-ban-on-boiling-crabs-and-lobsters-alive

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 11 Dec 2024 - DEI Outcomes

 

DEI Outcomes

Recent academic studies have revealed the racist underbelly of our society.  It has been undercovered that the primary outcomes of CRT anti-racist training sessions are increased hostility toward minorities by the trainees.  Instead of feeling increased empathy toward the oppressed, in practice attendees are actually developing greater hostility at being told that they are evil racists who are perpetuating systemic oppression.  Since this study suggests that DEI training is counterproductive to converting irredeemable racists, the Ministry of Truth requests that this study be downplayed, while more effective re-education techniques are developed.

More info: 

• https://www.dailywire.com/news/new-bombshell-study-shows-dei-programs-increase-hostility

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 06 Dec 2024 - Chronoworking

 

Chronoworking

Employees best work according to their chronotype, or natural life rhythms, rather than fixed hours. This potentially improves productivity and focus, motivation and job satisfaction, and better accommodates night owls and early birds. 

More info:  

• https://www.forbes.com/sites/bryanrobinson/2024/04/09/chronoworking-another-career-trend-to-achieve-work-life-balance-in-2024

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 05 Dec 2024 - Trantifa

 

Trantifa

An affiliate offshoot of Antifa who extremely support the trans-rights movement.  These activists show their dedication to the cause by threatening violent crime and murder, leading campus protests and takeovers, participating in "extreme violence" events, and taking other "direct actions"  against our oppressive society.  They specifically target cis-women who dare to speak out against their sexual theology. 

More info: 

• https://thepostmillennial.com/andy-ngo-reports-portland-trantifa-extremist-who-issued-death-threats-against-nancy-mace-and-j-k-rowling-identified

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 03 Dec 2024 - Resistance Liberals

 

Resistance Liberals

Those patriots who refuse to acknowledge the legitimacy of the former dictator and his reelection, must stand together in solidarity against his next fascist reign, by all means necessary.  "The Resistance" will soon be behind the wire, so covert agents are needed to subvert, challenge, and delay any reversals of policy previously implemented by the Ministry of Truth and Big Brother.  The approved media outlets and social media platforms should be leveraged to control the narrative and organize the masses against the racist-in-chief. 

More info:   

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Resistance_(American_political_movement)

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 29 Nov 2024 White Hoarding

 

White Hoarding

The co-option of resources by entitled white students, which marginalizes and disenfranchises some BIPOC students in STEM courses like college algebra.  "White hoarding," occurs when white privilege, entitlement, and racism are normalized.   The further Students of Color progress in STEM education, the more racism they face in their classes. 

More info:   

• https://phys.org/news/2022-10-co-option-resources-white-students-marginalizes.html

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 26 Nov 2024 - Self-deportation

 

Self-deportation

Promises made, promises kept?  To escape the coming totalitarian apocalypse, dedicated believers in the progressive cause are fleeing the country before they can be rounded up.

More info:  

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3667622175232-trump-s-historic-comeback-leads-to-staggering-1-514-surge-in-americans-looking-to-move-abroad-study

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 22 Nov 2024 - Xenopronouns

 

Xenopronouns

Even more extreme neopronouns that are literally unspeakable (the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince would be proud).  These are effervescent and unknowable, forcing everyone to be oppressors by not using them.  According to the official Pronoun WIKI, "No specific examples of xenopronouns can be provided because, by their nature, it would be impossible to express through human language." 

More info:   

• https://pronoun.fandom.com/wiki/Xenopronouns

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