Showing posts with label utopian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label utopian. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 7, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 07 Jan 2025 - Anti-woke Laws

 

Anti-woke Laws

Big Brother strongly denounces laws that attempt to undo his progressive policies, characterizing them as evil, destructive, undermining, and mean.  These are attacks on diversity and liberal progress, and must be forcefully put down by the Ministry of Love.  It is unacceptable to severely limit the ability of the government to implement the Ministry of Truth's utopian agenda. 

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Monday, November 4, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Nov 2024 - Build Back Better

 

Build Back Better

a) America was never great, so it needs to be deconstructed from its unjust oppressive foundations, and rebuilt into an equitable, socialist utopia.

b) It is designed to make things less expensive and bring down costs, by replacing selfish capitalism with socialism for all.  As a bonus, the Big Sister candidate insists, "Build Back Better is not going to cost anything, we’re paying for it."

More info:  

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Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 27 Aug 2024 - Free Speech Absolutist Weirdos

 

Free Speech Absolutist Weirdos

Thought-criminals who dare express ill-favored opinions are an existential threat to our utopian vision, so the Ministry of Love must be able to monitor and silence any subversive communications.  Opposition to Big Brother is intolerable, so all tools which could possibly be used to 
  • facilitate criminal activity, 
  • plot terrorism, 
  • sell guns, 
  • spread disinformation, 
  • organize dissent, 
  • recruit others, 
  • seed malign influence, or 
  • talk about government dissatisfaction 
are required to provide open access to the authorities without inconvenient red-tape like search warrants or probable cause.  Failure to comply will result in arrests, bans, and/or crippling fines for all involved.  This applies to all technologies such as 
  • social media, 
  • encrypted apps, 
  • private emails, 
  • telegrams, 
  • morse code, 
  • disappearing ink, 
  • whispered conversations, 
  • passed notes, 
  • strings and cans, 
  • smoke signals, and 
  • anything else that the Ministry of Truth deems to be "bad". 
Citizens, you have been warned!

More info:   
Newspeak Dictionary Recent A-L M-Z FAQ