Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 08 Jan 2025 - Shovel Bans

 

Shovel Bans

According to Big Brother of the North, there is no fundamental right to own scary shovels.  There is an epidemic of shovel violence in our world and we need common sense restrictions on their possession and use.  Owning a shovel is a great burden and responsibility that most citizens should not be forced to bear, especially since there is no legitimate purpose served by shovels, including recreation, providing for your family, self-defense, or deterrence from tyranny.  By banning their sale and possession for all, except by the Ministry of Love, we can protect everyone from their misuse.

More info: 

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ_SFg6Vw8Q

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 07 Jan 2025 - Anti-woke Laws

 

Anti-woke Laws

Big Brother strongly denounces laws that attempt to undo his progressive policies, characterizing them as evil, destructive, undermining, and mean.  These are attacks on diversity and liberal progress, and must be forcefully put down by the Ministry of Love.  It is unacceptable to severely limit the ability of the government to implement the Ministry of Truth's utopian agenda. 

More info:  

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3599303358308-biden-denounces-trio-of-anti-woke-bills-in-congress

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 03 Jan 2025 - Toxic Positivity

 

Toxic Positivity

Fanciful representations of happy work environments that ignore the fact that everything is not alright.  Glossing bosses paint a rosy picture of work environments, stress, and issues in order to improve office morale, but covering things up ultimately increases stress and anxiety.

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3601717961253-glossing-bosses-are-the-toxic-workplace-trend-ruining-employee-morale 

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 02 Jan 2025 - Forced Sterilization

 

Forced Sterilization

Because of the threat of loss of reproductive rights by the recent election, true feminists feel their only option is to preemptively undergo sterilization procedures to preserve their reproductive rights, stating that Red is just not their color. 

More info:  

• https://www.newsweek.com/women-sterilized-donald-trump-abortion-1993261

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Ministry of Truth Rewind - 01 Jan 2025 - Unburdened

 

Unburdened

As we look to the New Year, we find that we are unburdened by what has been... 

Rewind: Unburdened 

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• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipeaczmRACA
  
• https://www.tiktok.com/@jacobcanfield/video/7394169516000824582

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 31 Dec 2024 - Black Vigilantes

 

Black Vigilantes

BLM recently called for street justice to fight unacceptable jury verdicts, which have let down the cause of social justice.  They screamed, "People want to jump up and choke us and kill us for being loud? How about we do the same when they attempt to oppress us?"  These social justice warriors claim that white supremacists got another victory by a jury failing to convict the white subway vigilante.  By targeting oppressors, the streets will become safer for minorities.

More info:  

• https://www.newsweek.com/blm-leader-reaction-daniel-penny-verdict-jordan-neely-1997953

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 30 Dec 2024 - Bankless

 

Bankless

A consequence of opposing Big Brother, when financial institutions cancel or choose to ban individuals from service. Shaming and excluding on the basis of political views is a powerful political tool of the Ministry of Plenty.

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3697290758312-melania-trump-furiously-reveals-cancel-mob-denied-first-lady-and-barron-s-civil-rights

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 27 Dec 2024 - Marriage Disillusionment

 

Marriage Disillusionment

Restrictive policies on reproductive freedom, capitalist economic policies, and expensive health care have created a culture where many people are unable to get married or raise children in stable households.  To reverse this trend, woke policies raising the minimum wage, offering free healthcare and universal childcare, providing unlimited abortion access, and supporting criminal justice reform will surely lead to higher levels of marriage and lower levels of children born out of wedlock among the less educated and racial minorities. 

More info: 

• https://www.foxnews.com/media/feminist-journalist-blame-conservative-policies-decline-married-parents

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 20 Dec 2024 - Mount Rushmore

 

Mt. Rushmore

a) National disgrace built on top of the dead bodies of Native Americans, whose sacred land was taken from them, thereby losing their spiritual connection to the Black Hills.  This is an offensive memorial to two (or more) white slave holders, and should be taken back and repurposed as a site with a focus on oppression, like a holocaust museum, not a shrine to colonial democracy.  

b) Oxymoronic sports or pop-culture references to lists of the greatest four of something, inadvertently dissing oppressed peoples.

More info: 

• https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/columnist/2020/07/13/mount-rushmore-native-american-side-story-still-missing/5402909002/
  
• https://mynbc15.com/news/nation-world/espns-jalen-rose-wants-mount-rushmore-canceled-sd-governor-says-not-on-my-watch-south-dakota-kritis-noem-monument-culture-offensive-native-americans-tribes-idegenous-nba-basketball

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 18 Dec 2024 - Wanted Posters

 

Wanted Posters

According to Ministry of Truth outlets, these so-called "hit lists" are just misunderstood free speech by motivated, but misguided, individuals upset about the capitalist healthcare monopoly.  Sympathetic swag has been seen in the form of pro-Linguini T-shirts, “Deny Defend Depose” sweatshirts, and other goods with cool anti-establishment slogans.  Of course, these are just in jest, since no anti-capitalists or anarchists would ever take action based on a poster or a deck of death cards.  Come on man, they just want Hope and Change!   

More info: 

• https://nypost.com/2024/12/11/us-news/wanted-posters-with-name-photo-of-uhc-ceo-brian-thompson-other-execs-spotted-in-nyc/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 16 Dec 2024 - Color Blindness

 

Color Blindness

This racist concept is not sufficient, since we still do not have total equality.  We must have racial equity over equality until the balance of power has shifted away from whiteness.  We must remove those who oppose this, since they probably fly the American flag, which has become a symbol of hate and extremism.  Equitable wealth redistribution shouldn't bother others because "we are all connected," and "my success is your success".  Besides, an absence of equity inevitably leads to theft and other forgivable crimes.   

More info:   

• https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1797952118185132179

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 13 Dec2024 - Queer Food

 

Queer Food

A fluid definition within the queer and sapphically-inclined community of food types appropriate for social gatherings.  It can mean just food made by those belonging to this marginalized group, or many other things, but it must include one nonnegotiable ingredient: community.  It may also be focused on transformed public spaces, cookbooks, and visibility.   

More info:  

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3509761173604-what-is-queer-food-we-asked-lgbtq-foodies-and-chefs-to-define-it

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 12 Dec 2024 - Crab Boil Ban

 

Crab Boil Ban

Recent scientific evidence shows that crustaceans feel pain too, so we must stop the torture -  from capture, to their murder, and even banning their consumption.  A recent study calls for an immediate ban on the disturbing practice of boiling crabs and lobsters alive.  As a compassionate society, we must find less painful and more humane ways to kill shellfish if we sadly continue eating these beings.  It's all about being mindful and compassionate in our everyday choices, treating sentient creatures with respect, so the rights of crabs and all other born creatures are protected though just animal welfare legislation. 

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3692169279306-disturbing-study-calls-for-immediate-ban-on-boiling-crabs-and-lobsters-alive

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 11 Dec 2024 - DEI Outcomes

 

DEI Outcomes

Recent academic studies have revealed the racist underbelly of our society.  It has been undercovered that the primary outcomes of CRT anti-racist training sessions are increased hostility toward minorities by the trainees.  Instead of feeling increased empathy toward the oppressed, in practice attendees are actually developing greater hostility at being told that they are evil racists who are perpetuating systemic oppression.  Since this study suggests that DEI training is counterproductive to converting irredeemable racists, the Ministry of Truth requests that this study be downplayed, while more effective re-education techniques are developed.

More info: 

• https://www.dailywire.com/news/new-bombshell-study-shows-dei-programs-increase-hostility

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 10 Dec 2024 - Race-based Sentencing

 

Race-based Sentencing

Due to disparate impact on historically disenfranchised and system-impacted populations, Ministry of Love judges must consider race in setting prison sentences.  This will positively reduce minority prison populations, allowing them to resume their positive contributions to society.

More info: 

• https://sacobserver.com/2023/07/california-legislature-pushes-bill-mandating-that-judges-consider-race-in-sentencing/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 09 Dec 2024 - Competitive Sports Style Guide

 

Competitive Sports Style Guide

Media outlets of the Ministry of Truth have been provided an approved guideline for reporting on gendered athletes.  Reports must avoid controversial labels such as "born male/female", "biologically male/female", "genetically male/female", "male-to-female (MtF)", or "female-to-male (FtM)", to promote gender equality and fairness.  For fairness, progressive Olympic events are now officially considered to be gendered, no longer using the discriminatory biologically-based standard.  Gender-based discrimination must be condemned and eliminated at all levels of competition.

More info: 

• https://original.newsbreak.com/@chrissie-massey-1599977/3487025988254-olympics-new-guidelines-media-must-avoid-biological-male-label

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 05 Dec 2024 - Trantifa

 

Trantifa

An affiliate offshoot of Antifa who extremely support the trans-rights movement.  These activists show their dedication to the cause by threatening violent crime and murder, leading campus protests and takeovers, participating in "extreme violence" events, and taking other "direct actions"  against our oppressive society.  They specifically target cis-women who dare to speak out against their sexual theology. 

More info: 

• https://thepostmillennial.com/andy-ngo-reports-portland-trantifa-extremist-who-issued-death-threats-against-nancy-mace-and-j-k-rowling-identified

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Dec 2024 - Migrant Relocation

 

Migrant Relocation

State governors do not have the right to persecute innocent migrants by relocating them to various welcoming sanctuaries.  These unauthorized expulsion stunts, in the dark of night, are immoral.  Only the Ministry of Love has the authority to redistribute refugees, at their discretion, secretly and quietly via planes, trains, and even buses.

More info:   

• https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2022/sep/02/chicago-mayor-lori-lightfoot-chides-texas-governor-greg-abbott-expelling-migrants-video

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 03 Dec 2024 - Resistance Liberals

 

Resistance Liberals

Those patriots who refuse to acknowledge the legitimacy of the former dictator and his reelection, must stand together in solidarity against his next fascist reign, by all means necessary.  "The Resistance" will soon be behind the wire, so covert agents are needed to subvert, challenge, and delay any reversals of policy previously implemented by the Ministry of Truth and Big Brother.  The approved media outlets and social media platforms should be leveraged to control the narrative and organize the masses against the racist-in-chief. 

More info:   

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Resistance_(American_political_movement)

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 29 Nov 2024 White Hoarding

 

White Hoarding

The co-option of resources by entitled white students, which marginalizes and disenfranchises some BIPOC students in STEM courses like college algebra.  "White hoarding," occurs when white privilege, entitlement, and racism are normalized.   The further Students of Color progress in STEM education, the more racism they face in their classes. 

More info:   

• https://phys.org/news/2022-10-co-option-resources-white-students-marginalizes.html

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