Showing posts with label Crime. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crime. Show all posts

Thursday, April 24, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 24 Apr 2025 - Non-detainable Offenses

 

Non-detainable Offenses

Based on equity and fairness, those arrested for the following trivial "crimes" can safely not be jailed pending court procedures:
  • Aggravated Battery
  • Aggravated DUI
  • Arson
  • Burglary / Robbery
  • Drug-induced Homicide
  • Intimidation
  • Extreme Vandalism
  • Illegal Occupation
  • Kidnapping
  • Stabbings
  • 2nd-degree Murder
However, challenges to Big Brother or the authority of the Ministries will bring about immediate and indefinite incarceration.

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Monday, April 21, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 21 Apr 2025 - Hero Worship

 

Hero Worship

Victims who were Defenders of our values:  
  • St. George of Fentanyl
  • Linguini the CEO Eliminator
  • Carmel the Rich Racial Justice Stabber
  • Tomas the Trans Trophy Stealer
  • Molotov the Fiery Tesla Protest Vandal
  • Machete the Undeportable Pro-Hamas Organizer
  • Kilmartyr the Model Father & Immigrant Gang Leader
  • Bernie Paloozie the Self-made Uber-Rich Politician
  • Crouth the (almost) Presidential Assassin
  • Slayer the Proud Abortion Survivor Non-Mother
  • Zeitgeist the Failed & Maligned Movie Star
  • Coldcocked the Serious Late-night Former Comedian turned Pundit
"and it goes on, and on, and on believing" in Social Justice


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Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 25 Feb 2025 - Subway Safety

 

Subway Safety

A political leader of a large state declared that she has made subways safe again, hours after an involuntary immolation was perpetrated by a homeless migrant.  By prosecuting vigilante riders and providing National Guard observers, she claimed to have made public transit the safest mode of transportation for the masses.   

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Monday, January 27, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Jan 2025 - Preemptive Pardons

 

Preemptive Pardons

To protect loyal citizens from the incoming Disruptor-in-Chief's revenge, Big Brother is taking extraordinary steps to protect them against unjust prosecutions, arrests, and armed raids.  By declaring "Olly olly oxen free", they know that they are safe to continue the resistance.


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Monday, January 20, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Jan 2025 - Pre-Crime Pardons

 

Pre-Crime Pardons

To protect loyal foot soldiers of Big Brother Emeritus from the vengeful new dictator, there is no higher calling than protecting family and allies from unjust lawfare and persecution by last-minute surprise acts of forgiveness and clemency.  The rule of law must be preserved.  

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Friday, December 27, 2024

Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 27 Dec 2024 - Marriage Disillusionment

 

Marriage Disillusionment

Restrictive policies on reproductive freedom, capitalist economic policies, and expensive health care have created a culture where many people are unable to get married or raise children in stable households.  To reverse this trend, woke policies raising the minimum wage, offering free healthcare and universal childcare, providing unlimited abortion access, and supporting criminal justice reform will surely lead to higher levels of marriage and lower levels of children born out of wedlock among the less educated and racial minorities. 

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Tuesday, December 10, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 10 Dec 2024 - Race-based Sentencing

 

Race-based Sentencing

Due to disparate impact on historically disenfranchised and system-impacted populations, Ministry of Love judges must consider race in setting prison sentences.  This will positively reduce minority prison populations, allowing them to resume their positive contributions to society.

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Saturday, September 28, 2024

Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 28 Sep 2024 - Crime Imports

 


Crime Imports

The Ministry of Truth denies ICE reports that hundreds of thousands of convicted violent criminals have been escorted into the country during Big Brother's reign.  These are not the immigrants you are looking for, since obviously most haven't been convicted yet.  If even one innocent immigrant family gets to start a new life, it is worth letting a small number of convicts have opportunity too.

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Monday, September 23, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 23 Sep 2024 - Home Gun Checks

 

Home Gun Checks

Reiterating that her values haven't changed, the Ministry of Truth's hand-selected "accidental candidate" stated that her personally owned gun has been appropriately prosecuted by herself and placed in home confinement where it can never harm anyone invading her home.  She called for sensible laws allowing unannounced and unrestricted visitation hours being granted to the Ministry of Love to inspect the confinement conditions of all firearms "legally" owned by citizens.  Any weapon that could conceivably be used against defenseless seekers of equitable redistribution is an existential threat deserving of confiscation, and will also lead to prosecution of the irresponsible owner. 

She repeatedly clarified the statement that she has repeatedly made so that it is very clearly heard, "Let me make it clear, 'My values haven't changed'!" 

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Wednesday, August 21, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 21 Aug 2024 - Bail Funds

 

Bail Funds

Social justice protesters, who are always mostly peaceful, are sometimes detained and wrongly accused of crimes and violence.  They need to be immediately released so that they can continue their vital missions.  Bail funds sponsored by the associates of the Ministry of Love need to be made available to even (wrongly) incarcerated inmates.  Once these system-impacted individuals are released on their promise to be good and return for trial, it is inconceivable that they will go on to commit crimes like murder, rape, sexual assault, robberies, assaults, knifings, or gun crimes.  Of course, insurrectionists and opponents of the Ministry of Truth need not apply.

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Thursday, July 25, 2024

Truth Month - July 2024 - Day 25 - Justice is supposed to be fairly applied - blind to status and impartial in judgment

 

Truth Month - July 2024


Day 25 - Justice is supposed to be fairly applied - blind to status and impartial in judgment

The well-known image of Lady Justice shows her with a blindfold covering her eyes and holding a scale.  The expectation is that justice will be weighed fairly and applied in the same way to everyone regardless of their status, character, or wealth.  When justice is not uniformly applied, then confidence is lost in fair outcomes.  This applies both to the wealthy as well as to the poor, to those in power and to those who are not, and to those of high reputation as well as to those with a criminal past.


It should be distressing to all when we see that this is not the case.  


  • When protestors of disfavored movements are targeted with extreme charges and sentences, while favored groups who burned and looted businesses, for example, are not even charged

  • When political leaders are targeted with "unique" interpretations of laws that have rarely/never been prosecuted before or applied in this manner just to "get" someone

  • When violent criminals are either not arrested or immediately released because they are poor/oppressed and are not even required to post bail

  • When disproportionate fines are levied against individuals, especially who can't afford to defend themselves against either the government or corporations with deep pockets

  • When judges appear to be biased in favor of certain cultural or political agendas and prejudicially rule consistently against one side

  • When judges limit the free speech of one party, but does not gag the other, in the name of safety and fairness

  • When judges have clear conflicts of interest and known biases, but refuse to admit it and recuse themselves

  • When the political party in power weaponizes the full power of the government to find crimes against their opponents

  • When judges effectively make laws by fiat instead of properly interpreting existing ones as intended

  • When justices refuse to "get involved" in controversial cases that might result in them losing popularity at social gatherings


When this happens, confidence in the integrity of the courts is diminished and lost.  Lady Justice should not tip the scales to achieve predetermined outcomes of equity, social justice, and discrimination at the expense of truth, real justice, and the laws of our constitutional republic.


Thursday, June 27, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Jun 2024 - Selective Prosecution

 

Selective Prosecution

Because of equity and structural racism concerns, society needs to treat so-called "criminals'' as law-abiding citizens.  Therefore, the following activities should not be prosecuted, unless it serves a higher purpose:
  • shoplifting
  • larceny 
  • disorderly conduct
  • receiving stolen property
  • driving with a suspended license
  • breaking and entering with property damage
  • wanton and malicious destruction of property
  • threats
  • minor in possession of alcohol
  • marijuana possession
  • possession with intent to distribute 
  • non-marijuana drug possession
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Wednesday, June 26, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 26 Jun 2024 - Justice-impacted Individual

 

Justice-impacted Individual

Since words matter, people who have contact or interaction with courts, jails, or prisons should not be referred to with harmful and dehumanizing language.  Stigmatizing references such as criminal, offender, prisoner, or even convict are no longer approved for use (unless in reference to evil insurrectionists, deniers, and their leaders).  For example, a just and compassionate way might include referring to them as "people or individuals with justice system involvement" or "persons previously convicted of sex offenses". 

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Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 28 Jun 2023 - Common Sense Criminal Justice Reform

 

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Common Sense Criminal Justice Reform

For social equity, citizen safety, and financial savings, the Ministry of Love should free people convicted of "lesser" murders from prison.  Serving soul-destroying life sentences is unjust, since many inmates "age out of crime".  Also, the resources that are wasted by life sentences are unjustified.

See also  Common Sense

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Thursday, April 27, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Apr 2023 - Equal Justice Under the Law

 

Equal Justice Under the Law

The Ministry of Love aggressively arrests and prosecutes those who refuse to support Big Brother's agenda, exempting those who commit crimes while holding Ministry political approval or identifying with oppressed voter classes. 

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Thursday, April 20, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Apr 2023 - Cognitive Development

 

Cognitive Development

The brain develops at different rates for different things.  Criminal activities of youth should not be charged, or at least have minor punishments, because their brains don't fully develop until early adulthood (i.e. around 25 years).  We shouldn't punish someone who's cognition hasn't fully developed, even into early adulthood, because it is not constructive to demonize youth for immature actions.  However, for sexual choices, gender transitions, and pregnancy terminations, their brains are maturely developed enough to make their own decisions without oppressive adult oversight.  They have the right to participate in fully informed and considered voting, and to make life-changing decisions based on their current feelings and lived experiences.  Teen brains use more emotional thinking than adults, whose brains use more rational thinking, so they more easily align with Ministry of Truth goals and doctrines. 

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Monday, November 8, 2021

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 08 Nov 2021 - Criminal Justice Reform

 

Criminal Justice Reform

Limits to law enforcement against the poor and oppressed for minor crimes, such as armed robbery or drug offenses.  Citizens need to learn to tolerate increased crime, in the name of social justice and equity. 

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Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 24 Mar 2021 - Common Sense™ Gun Reform

 

Common Sense™ Gun Reform

Restrict legal gun access and use, with the promise that criminals will stop using guns to commit crimes. 

See also Common Sense

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