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Friday, April 25, 2025
Thursday, April 24, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 24 Apr 2025 - Non-detainable Offenses
Non-detainable Offenses
Based on equity and fairness, those arrested for the following trivial "crimes" can safely not be jailed pending court procedures:
- Aggravated Battery
- Aggravated DUI
- Arson
- Burglary / Robbery
- Drug-induced Homicide
- Intimidation
- Extreme Vandalism
- Illegal Occupation
- Kidnapping
- Stabbings
- 2nd-degree Murder
However, challenges to Big Brother or the authority of the Ministries will bring about immediate and indefinite incarceration.
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Wednesday, April 23, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 23 Apr 2025 - Alt-Right Rabbit Holes
Alt-Right Rabbit Holes
The far-right conservatives of the MAGA movement are directly targeting our women and girls with lies and propaganda. Like a frog in a pot, social media provides a constant stream of indoctrination targeted towards traditional social values rather than socially conscious truths. Protect yourself by avoiding open and wide-ranging conversations with those who have not been certified as "safe" by the Ministry of Truth.
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Tuesday, April 22, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 22 Apr 2025 - Panican
Panican
Members of a growing political party or movement who firmly resist change and panic if they receive any criticism. The Panican comes in both Red and Blue varieties, with some shades of Purple as well. Panicans are known by their focus on keeping power by winning the next elections, rather than making hard choices, seeing the big picture, and generally adulting.
Don't be weak or stupid! Don't be a Panican!
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Monday, April 21, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 21 Apr 2025 - Hero Worship
Hero Worship
Victims who were Defenders of our values:
- St. George of Fentanyl
- Linguini the CEO Eliminator
- Carmel the Rich Racial Justice Stabber
- Tomas the Trans Trophy Stealer
- Molotov the Fiery Tesla Protest Vandal
- Machete the Undeportable Pro-Hamas Organizer
- Kilmartyr the Model Father & Immigrant Gang Leader
- Bernie Paloozie the Self-made Uber-Rich Politician
- Crouth the (almost) Presidential Assassin
- Slayer the Proud Abortion Survivor Non-Mother
- Zeitgeist the Failed & Maligned Movie Star
- Coldcocked the Serious Late-night Former Comedian turned Pundit
"and it goes on, and on, and on believing" in Social Justice
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Friday, April 18, 2025
Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 18 Apr 2025 - Smellmaxxing
Smellmaxxing
Gen-Alpha students need to establish their personal unique identities by wearing signature scents, the more expensive and prestigious, the better. They need to be committed to having a wardrobe of scents which can be used to mix and match based on the day's activities or moods. Modern day fragrance influencers are essential Tik Tok watches, as it is impermissible to not be current and thus be embarrassed.
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Thursday, April 17, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 17 Apr 2025 - Unequal Outcomes
Unequal Outcomes
Disparate group outcomes are de facto evidence that the concept of equal rights is flawed and broken, due to entrenched racial discrimination. "Under a just system, the criterion for assessing biased treatment would not be disparate outcomes but specific, concrete discrimination, driven by animus." Despite the fact that different groups have different preferences, talents, and capacities, we must "openly discriminate against disfavored racial groups, impose ideological orthodoxies on American citizens, and restrict freedoms of speech and association."
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Wednesday, April 16, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 16 Apr 2025 - TransMission
TransMission
The ultimate goal of the Ministry of Truth is to force society into submission by passing on the approved ideology and gaslighting an ignorant society. For example, since obviously transwomen are real, there can be no compromise in fighting for inclusion in women's spaces, such as beauty pageants, sports, locker rooms, morality, and children's (drag) story hours. Claims of unfair competition and bio-women's rights violations are just based on ignorance.
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Tuesday, April 15, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 15 Apr 2025 - Social Insecurity
Social Insecurity
Due to unfounded claims of Waste, Fraud, and Abuse (WFA), resistance judges have stepped in and preemptively prevented access by the DOGE team to any and all SSA data that could be interpreted by the investigators as WFA. Reports by outlets of the Ministry of Truth have spotlighted the irresponsible claims that Social Security is a Ponzi scheme careening towards bankruptcy, threats to shut it down, to withhold payments, and to gut the administrative state, have put fear into the hearts of SS recipients who only want what they are told they deserve. To protect the public interest, judges must resist changes to the status quo and to never allow spending to decrease.
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Monday, April 14, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 14 Apr 2025 - Terrible Tariffs
Terrible Tariffs
In a futile effort to undo decades of globalization, the Disruptor-in-Chief is tanking the economy, the stock market, and our world reputation by insisting on "fair" trade practices. Because of our colonialist past, we owe the world a chance to get even by charging us more while protecting their own countries first.
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Friday, April 11, 2025
Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 11 Apr 2025 - Meat Consumption Tax
Meat Consumption Tax
Financial disincentives for meat consumption, since meat and dairy production is the ‘biggest climate culprit’. Taxing meat consumption would result in meat and dairy becoming more expensive, and thus plant-based foods being relatively more affordable. Meat and dairy alternatives are much more climate-friendly than all animal-based foods, when counting the carbon opportunity cost of production.
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Thursday, April 10, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 10 Apr 2025 - Races
Races
Fantasy role-playing games must take diversity seriously to meet DEI goals. Hence some character traits have been divorced from biological identity. For example, a mountain dwarf is no longer inherently brawny and durable, nor is a high elf intelligent and dexterous by definition. These changes to the rules of the game, based on equity and personal safety, as enforced by responsible dungeon masters, will ensure a safe environment for all characters and participants.
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Wednesday, April 9, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 09 Apr 2025 - Social Battery
Social Battery
A term for how much social interaction an individual can take before mental stress sets in. Signs your battery is running low include: feeling tired, irritable, or withdrawn from conversations. To recharge, find quality alone-time, get more rest and relax, do mediation, take time to contemplate life goals, and pursue hobbies.
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Tuesday, April 8, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 08 Apr 2025 - Praetorianism
Praetorianism
A midnight purge of disloyal military members who are then replaced by extreme loyalists of the dictator. This sends an ominous message and establishes the foundations for authoritarian control of the government. No branch of government has been safe from the installation of MAGA loyalists inside the Justice Department, the FBI , intelligence services, and other critical departments.
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Monday, April 7, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 07 Apr 2025 - A Very Nice Person
A Very Nice Person
Signature personal attacks by notable political opponents are often prefaced by this offensive term. It is really an attack and dismissive put down, similar to "Bless your heart" spoken by a redneck southerner. At best, it is a backhanded compliment intended as a negotiation tactic to catch them off guard while seeming civil.
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Saturday, April 5, 2025
Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 05 Apr 2025 - Hands Off
Hands Off
This country belongs to us, the true defenders of the bureaucratic state. The new Disrupter-In-Chief and DOGE are taking everything they can get their hands on and claiming that anything or anyone standing in their way is illegal. We dare to stand up to them and fight back! Recommended protest signs include:
- Hands Off Taliban Sesame Street and Gaza Condoms
- Hands Off Government Funding of Teachers Unions
- Hands Off Our NGO Fraud Funds
- Hands Off Civil War Vets SS and Medicare
- Hands Off Inefficient Bureaucracy
- Hands Off Financial Audits
- Hands Off Child Sex Changes and Trans-Women's Sports Rights
- Hands Off Green New Deal Subsidies and Research Grants
- Hands Off Voter Fraud and Anonymous Immigrant Voting
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Thursday, April 3, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 03 Apr 2025 - Old Laws
Old Laws
Socially responsible judges need to intervene in and disrupt all objectionable actions of the Executive or Legislative branches. The Ministry of Truth controls the most powerful of the "co-equal" branches of government, the Judicial branch, and who is expected to "do the right thing" on demand. Assertions of delegated power by the other branches are to be ignored, reinterpreted, or declared as obsolete "old" laws, just like the decrepit Constitution, in lieu of injunctions and orders by the "least of these" resistance judges.
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Wednesday, April 2, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 02 Apr 2025 - Interpretive Dance
Interpretive Dance
In lieu of winning elections, alternative protests against administration policies are required. Protest dances, anti-DOGE actions, and "no spend" days bring attention and moral standing, while showing how upset the participants are, even if some renegade social media faces think they are stupid when people are actually dying.
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Tuesday, April 1, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 01 Apr 2025 - Hot Wheels
Hot Wheels
A label applied to a prominent opposition governor by a Jazzy representative of the Squad, saying that he boldly wheels immigrants around the country to sanctuary cities and flaunts his "disability". Criticized by the right, and even some progressives, as sounding like an ableist slur, this "effective messenger" for the left has refused to apologize for the hot mess she has made, insisting that she was not referring to his "rolling" mobility issues.
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Monday, March 31, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 31 Mar 2025 - Handcuffed
Handcuffed
Abusive restraints used against innocent immigrants and pro-liberation protesters by masked agents of the regime. This kind of degrading conduct should be reserved for political foes in midnight raids and grandmothers praying in front of women's health temples.
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