Friday, April 18, 2025

Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 18 Apr 2025 - Smellmaxxing

 

Smellmaxxing

Gen-Alpha students need to establish their personal unique identities by wearing signature scents, the more expensive and prestigious, the better.  They need to be committed to having a wardrobe of scents which can be used to mix and match based on the day's activities or moods.  Modern day fragrance influencers are essential Tik Tok watches, as it is impermissible to not be current and thus be embarrassed. 

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