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Thursday, April 24, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 24 Apr 2025 - Non-detainable Offenses

 

Non-detainable Offenses

Based on equity and fairness, those arrested for the following trivial "crimes" can safely not be jailed pending court procedures:
  • Aggravated Battery
  • Aggravated DUI
  • Arson
  • Burglary / Robbery
  • Drug-induced Homicide
  • Intimidation
  • Extreme Vandalism
  • Illegal Occupation
  • Kidnapping
  • Stabbings
  • 2nd-degree Murder
However, challenges to Big Brother or the authority of the Ministries will bring about immediate and indefinite incarceration.

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