Showing posts with label resistance protests. Show all posts
Showing posts with label resistance protests. Show all posts

Saturday, April 5, 2025

Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 05 Apr 2025 - Hands Off

 

Hands Off

This country belongs to us, the true defenders of the bureaucratic state.  The new Disrupter-In-Chief and DOGE are taking everything they can get their hands on and claiming that anything or anyone standing in their way is illegal.  We dare to stand up to them and fight back!   Recommended protest signs include:
  • Hands Off Taliban Sesame Street and Gaza Condoms
  • Hands Off Government Funding of Teachers Unions
  • Hands Off Our NGO Fraud Funds 
  • Hands Off Civil War Vets SS and Medicare
  • Hands Off Inefficient Bureaucracy
  • Hands Off Financial Audits
  • Hands Off Child Sex Changes and Trans-Women's Sports Rights
  • Hands Off Green New Deal Subsidies and Research Grants
  • Hands Off Voter Fraud and Anonymous Immigrant Voting

More info: 

Newspeak Dictionary Recent A-L M-Z FAQ

Wednesday, March 5, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 05 Mar 2025 - FAFO

 

FAFO

Obscene utterance that implies that Fooling Around with the Big Dog will end badly by Finding Out that there are significant consequences.  Agents of the Ministry of Truth are confused by this acronym, since they don't understand what this has to do with fracking.  They encourage their loyalists to continue playing resistance games, since the courts will protect them from stupid prizes.

More info: 

Newspeak Dictionary Recent A-L M-Z FAQ