Showing posts with label D.O.G.E./DOGE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label D.O.G.E./DOGE. Show all posts

Saturday, April 5, 2025

Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 05 Apr 2025 - Hands Off

 

Hands Off

This country belongs to us, the true defenders of the bureaucratic state.  The new Disrupter-In-Chief and DOGE are taking everything they can get their hands on and claiming that anything or anyone standing in their way is illegal.  We dare to stand up to them and fight back!   Recommended protest signs include:
  • Hands Off Taliban Sesame Street and Gaza Condoms
  • Hands Off Government Funding of Teachers Unions
  • Hands Off Our NGO Fraud Funds 
  • Hands Off Civil War Vets SS and Medicare
  • Hands Off Inefficient Bureaucracy
  • Hands Off Financial Audits
  • Hands Off Child Sex Changes and Trans-Women's Sports Rights
  • Hands Off Green New Deal Subsidies and Research Grants
  • Hands Off Voter Fraud and Anonymous Immigrant Voting

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Thursday, February 27, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Feb 2025 - Throwing Gold Bars Overboard

 

Throwing Gold Bars Overboard

As an insurance policy against the wrong candidate winning, government employees were encouraged to “Get the money out as fast as possible" before the new hostile administration came in, while denying and covering up the process.  Throwing billions at "justice" agendas, and shoveling boatloads more to like-minded nonprofits, should provide a buffer against a presidency hostile to our equity and social justice goals.

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Wednesday, November 27, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Nov 2024 - D.O.G.E

 

D.O.G.E

(pronounced DŌJ, aka DOGE)  This incoming wrecking ball, a department tasked with government efficiency, headed by haters of the administrative state, will dismantle years of progress in implementing the agenda of the Ministry of Truth. This purge is a slap at all believers in the benevolent comprehensive control of Big Brother over their lives.  The full weight of the bureaucracy and deep state will use all means necessary to survive – for the people! 

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