Panican

Members of a growing political party or movement who firmly resist change and panic if they receive any criticism. The Panican comes in both Red and Blue varieties, with some shades of Purple as well. Panicans are known by their focus on keeping power by winning the next elections, rather than making hard choices, seeing the big picture, and generally adulting.

Don't be weak or stupid! Don't be a Panican!

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