Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 10 Apr 2025 - Races

 

Races

Fantasy role-playing games must take diversity seriously to meet DEI goals.  Hence some character traits have been divorced from biological identity.  For example,  a mountain dwarf is no longer inherently brawny and durable, nor is a high elf intelligent and dexterous by definition.  These changes to the rules of the game, based on equity and personal safety, as enforced by responsible dungeon masters, will ensure a safe environment for all characters and participants. 

More info: 

• https://nypost.com/2024/12/31/media/dungeons-amp-dragons-causes-controversy-with-rule-change-over-identity/
  
• https://babylonbee.com/video/woke-dungeons-and-dragons
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 13 Nov 2024 - Coping Spaces

 

Coping Spaces

Because of the recent traumatic election events, stressed and distraught students need "phone free" safe spaces to chill and decompress with mindfulness activities like coloring, finger painting, guided meditation sessions, and playing with Legos, fidget tools, and therapy ducks.  In these challenging times, the mental health of students must take priority over deadlines, formal classes, and tests.

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3663133230212-universities-create-coping-spaces-for-students-with-election-stress
  
• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3666655842399-universities-come-under-fire-for-canceling-classes-providing-safe-spaces-to-students-upset-by-trump-s-victory

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Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 08 Nov 2024 - Therapy Duck

 

Therapy Duck

Vulnerable college students need comfort when confronted with the reality that other voters don't view the world the same way that they do.  Responsible administrators need to respond in support by providing comfort animals (e.g. such as Quacktavious the Therapy Duck, baby goats, and dogs).  These self-care safe spaces promote well-being and reduce anxiety in traumatized students, especially when a mostly peaceful protest has not yet been organized. 

More info:  

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3666655842399-universities-come-under-fire-for-canceling-classes-providing-safe-spaces-to-students-upset-by-trump-s-victory

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Jan 2024 - Electeds of Color

 

Electeds of Color

Segregated holiday policy, which only allows non-whites, so as to provide a safe space against the dominant racist political culture.  Given that there are many private events held for all sorts of groups, and the fact that past events generated no valid objections about divisiveness, this is clearly a unifying gathering acceptable to the Ministry of Truth.

More info:   

• https://www.bostonherald.com/2023/12/18/boston-mayor-says-political-motive-drove-electeds-of-color-holiday-party-leak-coverage/

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Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 04 Dec 2023 - Safe Spaces

 

Safe Spaces

Big Brother must provide places safe for vulnerable individuals, prioritized on the basis of community social equity scoring.  Suggested rights hierarchy, highest to lowest include: 

• trans-identifying, 
• sexual orientation, 
• gender, 
• age, 
• developmental history, 
• victimhood status, 
• ... biological sex.  

This applies in areas such as bathrooms, locker rooms, showers, sororities, and athletic competitions.  Claims of assaults, discomfort, indecent exposure, ogling, or visible sexual arousal are mostly just rumors or hypothetical scare tactics to maintain the new status quo.

More info:   

• https://diversity.ncsu.edu/news/2020/02/07/what-is-a-safe-space/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 18 Aug 2022 - Hetrification

 

Hetrification

The audacious act of asserting privilege by taking over the safe spaces of oppressed groups.  The invasion by non-members of the group, even if supportive, slowly diminishes the integrity of the space, because it is an appropriation not just of space, but of culture.  For example, well-off, white, college-educated women holding bachelorette parties in LGBT safe spaces exhibit this kind of post-homophobic homophobia.

More info:   

• https://katv.com/news/nation-world/bachelorette-parties-are-destroying-lgbt-safe-spaces-researchers-warn-boston-globe-vincent-jones-laurie-essig-hetrification-white-women-gay-lesbian-quer-transgender-provincetown-drag-queen-show-party-wedding

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