Showing posts with label Social Justice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Social Justice. Show all posts

Friday, February 7, 2025

Thursday, January 9, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 09 Jan 2025 - Protester Privilege

 

Protester Privilege

Properly aligned protesters can commit minor criminal acts, break laws, invade and occupy buildings, and any other number of trivial illegal activities if they move forward Ministry of Truth goals.  Official apologies are appropriate if Ministry of Love enforcement looks too aggressive.  Harsh punishments such as arrests, forced dispersements, suspensions, and fines are unwarranted.

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Wednesday, January 8, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 08 Jan 2025 - Shovel Bans

 

Shovel Bans

According to Big Brother of the North, there is no fundamental right to own scary shovels.  There is an epidemic of shovel violence in our world and we need common sense restrictions on their possession and use.  Owning a shovel is a great burden and responsibility that most citizens should not be forced to bear, especially since there is no legitimate purpose served by shovels, including recreation, providing for your family, self-defense, or deterrence from tyranny.  By banning their sale and possession for all, except by the Ministry of Love, we can protect everyone from their misuse.

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Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 31 Dec 2024 - Black Vigilantes

 

Black Vigilantes

BLM recently called for street justice to fight unacceptable jury verdicts, which have let down the cause of social justice.  They screamed, "People want to jump up and choke us and kill us for being loud? How about we do the same when they attempt to oppress us?"  These social justice warriors claim that white supremacists got another victory by a jury failing to convict the white subway vigilante.  By targeting oppressors, the streets will become safer for minorities.

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Friday, December 20, 2024

Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 20 Dec 2024 - Mount Rushmore

 

Mt. Rushmore

a) National disgrace built on top of the dead bodies of Native Americans, whose sacred land was taken from them, thereby losing their spiritual connection to the Black Hills.  This is an offensive memorial to two (or more) white slave holders, and should be taken back and repurposed as a site with a focus on oppression, like a holocaust museum, not a shrine to colonial democracy.  

b) Oxymoronic sports or pop-culture references to lists of the greatest four of something, inadvertently dissing oppressed peoples.

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Thursday, December 19, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 19 Dec 2024 - Spiritual Portals

 

Spiritual Portals

A major religious leader has proclaimed a ritual opening of "Holy Doors" that will be unsealed this holy season.  This is symbolic of oppressed slaves being freed and land reverting to original owners.  By opening these prison doors, it brings hope to those behind bars and encourages clemency efforts of these freedom deprived prisoners who experience the harshness of detention.  Following Big Brother's example, amnesty or pardons need to be broadly applied so that they can "regain confidence in themselves" and reintegrate into society. 

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Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 18 Dec 2024 - Wanted Posters

 

Wanted Posters

According to Ministry of Truth outlets, these so-called "hit lists" are just misunderstood free speech by motivated, but misguided, individuals upset about the capitalist healthcare monopoly.  Sympathetic swag has been seen in the form of pro-Linguini T-shirts, “Deny Defend Depose” sweatshirts, and other goods with cool anti-establishment slogans.  Of course, these are just in jest, since no anti-capitalists or anarchists would ever take action based on a poster or a deck of death cards.  Come on man, they just want Hope and Change!   

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Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 17 Dec 2024 - Snow White

 

Snow White

A story that is a relic of our Grimm racist past that embodies all that is wrong with white supremacist culture.  It is a misogynistic love story about a white prince who stalks her and rescues her against her will.  Instead it needs retelling as an empowering tale in which she shows her leadership skills by rescuing the hapless prince.  She shows her girl-bossiness by tricking the little males into forced labor.  Our young citizens need role models, not stereotypes of a meek, kind, and subservient princess who is "the fairest of them all".  We need to return balance to the force.

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Monday, December 16, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 16 Dec 2024 - Color Blindness

 

Color Blindness

This racist concept is not sufficient, since we still do not have total equality.  We must have racial equity over equality until the balance of power has shifted away from whiteness.  We must remove those who oppose this, since they probably fly the American flag, which has become a symbol of hate and extremism.  Equitable wealth redistribution shouldn't bother others because "we are all connected," and "my success is your success".  Besides, an absence of equity inevitably leads to theft and other forgivable crimes.   

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Friday, December 13, 2024

Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 13 Dec2024 - Queer Food

 

Queer Food

A fluid definition within the queer and sapphically-inclined community of food types appropriate for social gatherings.  It can mean just food made by those belonging to this marginalized group, or many other things, but it must include one nonnegotiable ingredient: community.  It may also be focused on transformed public spaces, cookbooks, and visibility.   

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Wednesday, December 11, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 11 Dec 2024 - DEI Outcomes

 

DEI Outcomes

Recent academic studies have revealed the racist underbelly of our society.  It has been undercovered that the primary outcomes of CRT anti-racist training sessions are increased hostility toward minorities by the trainees.  Instead of feeling increased empathy toward the oppressed, in practice attendees are actually developing greater hostility at being told that they are evil racists who are perpetuating systemic oppression.  Since this study suggests that DEI training is counterproductive to converting irredeemable racists, the Ministry of Truth requests that this study be downplayed, while more effective re-education techniques are developed.

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Tuesday, December 10, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 10 Dec 2024 - Race-based Sentencing

 

Race-based Sentencing

Due to disparate impact on historically disenfranchised and system-impacted populations, Ministry of Love judges must consider race in setting prison sentences.  This will positively reduce minority prison populations, allowing them to resume their positive contributions to society.

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Monday, December 9, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 09 Dec 2024 - Competitive Sports Style Guide

 

Competitive Sports Style Guide

Media outlets of the Ministry of Truth have been provided an approved guideline for reporting on gendered athletes.  Reports must avoid controversial labels such as "born male/female", "biologically male/female", "genetically male/female", "male-to-female (MtF)", or "female-to-male (FtM)", to promote gender equality and fairness.  For fairness, progressive Olympic events are now officially considered to be gendered, no longer using the discriminatory biologically-based standard.  Gender-based discrimination must be condemned and eliminated at all levels of competition.

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Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Dec 2024 - Migrant Relocation

 

Migrant Relocation

State governors do not have the right to persecute innocent migrants by relocating them to various welcoming sanctuaries.  These unauthorized expulsion stunts, in the dark of night, are immoral.  Only the Ministry of Love has the authority to redistribute refugees, at their discretion, secretly and quietly via planes, trains, and even buses.

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Friday, November 29, 2024

Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 29 Nov 2024 White Hoarding

 

White Hoarding

The co-option of resources by entitled white students, which marginalizes and disenfranchises some BIPOC students in STEM courses like college algebra.  "White hoarding," occurs when white privilege, entitlement, and racism are normalized.   The further Students of Color progress in STEM education, the more racism they face in their classes. 

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Thursday, November 28, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 28 Nov 2024 - Privileged

 

Privileged

Diversity word of the month, as declared by a leading hospital official, who claimed that white people, able-bodied people, heterosexuals, cisgender people, males, Christians, middle or owning class people, middle-aged people, and English-speaking people all have undeserved privilege.  However, due to the power of these dominant groups, this official was forced to "clarify" that the comments, which were intended to be unifying and uplifting, were misunderstood because of the wording.

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Monday, November 25, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 25 Nov 2024 - MAGApocalypse

 

MAGApocalypse

Our country is facing its own zombie apocalypse.  The MAGA faithful are coming to destroy our democracy, take away our rights, and deport innocent future voters.  The coming tidal wave will bring disinformation over truth, grievance over justice, and loyalty to their leader (not Big Brother) over principle.  They claim to want to make us great again, but they really want to drag us back to hell.  

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Friday, November 22, 2024

Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 22 Nov 2024 - Xenopronouns

 

Xenopronouns

Even more extreme neopronouns that are literally unspeakable (the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince would be proud).  These are effervescent and unknowable, forcing everyone to be oppressors by not using them.  According to the official Pronoun WIKI, "No specific examples of xenopronouns can be provided because, by their nature, it would be impossible to express through human language." 

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Thursday, November 21, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 21 Nov 2024 - Your/My People

 

Your People, My People

This is definitely not a racist term, but rather one of community, since oppressed people need their own segregated spaces to associate with their culture apart from others.  Diversity-free dorms, classes, parties, and organizations show what a socially just society looks like, eliminating racial inequity by seeing color.

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