Shovel Bans
According to Big Brother of the North, there is no fundamental right to own scary shovels. There is an epidemic of shovel violence in our world and we need common sense restrictions on their possession and use. Owning a shovel is a great burden and responsibility that most citizens should not be forced to bear, especially since there is no legitimate purpose served by shovels, including recreation, providing for your family, self-defense, or deterrence from tyranny. By banning their sale and possession for all, except by the Ministry of Love, we can protect everyone from their misuse.
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