The National Football Slavery League (NFSL) is run by rich white men who exploit non-whites. Recently some insufficiently compensated minority players have suggested having a partitioned exhibition game with "the best" all-White team possible against an all-Black team. This would be cathartic, since obviously the inferior white team would be crushed and humiliated. This will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that sports announcers of non-minority creeds, races, colors, or genders should not be allowed to give analysis on sports, because they are neither experts nor qualified to have opinions. Details to be worked out include: what selection criteria to apply to players of mixed-race, those married to white partners, or who have conservative views.
