Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 29 Mar 2024 - Good Morning

 

Good Morning

This potentially offensive greeting needs to be abolished, because of its antebellum roots, where slave owners mocked slaves who were mourning over lost babies.  Despite contrary claims that it is an innocent greeting not backed by historical facts, since it is their truth, others are obligated to not offend them.  Alternative greetings might be: 

• How U doin'? 
• Sending good vibes 
• How did your protest go?
• Blessings of the goddess to you

More info:   

• https://vdare.com/articles/john-derbyshire-so-now-picnic-and-good-morning-are-racist

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 12 Mar 2024 - Slav-migrants

 

Slav-migrants

A new Ministry of Love initiative, where wealthy landowners can now apply to keep migrants in their home in exchange for subsidies, or alternatively, cooking, cleaning, picking crops, and landscaping.  Clearly this is not slavery, unless the home owners are white male Christians, who should then be evicted in favor of the more needy. 

More info:  

• https://www.cityandstateny.com/policy/2023/06/adams-new-idea-paying-new-yorkers-
• host-asylum-seekers-home/387143

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 11 Jan 2024 - Segregation Bowl

 

Segregation Bowl

The National Football Slavery League (NFSL) is run by rich white men who exploit non-whites.  Recently some insufficiently compensated minority players have suggested having a partitioned exhibition game with "the best" all-White team possible against an all-Black team.  This would be cathartic, since obviously the inferior white team would be crushed and humiliated.  This will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that sports announcers of non-minority creeds, races, colors, or genders should not be allowed to give analysis on sports, because they are neither experts nor qualified to have opinions.  Details to be worked out include: what selection criteria to apply to players of mixed-race, those married to white partners, or who have conservative views.

More info:  

• https://nypost.com/2023/12/18/sports/ex-nfl-running-back-rashard-mendenhall-is-sick-of-average-white-guys-commenting-on-football-proposes-racial-bowl-game/
• https://www.foxnews.com/sports/ex-nfl-star-rg3-claps-back-former-steelers-player-racial-bowl-stop-saying-stupid-s
  

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