Showing posts with label illegal immigration. Show all posts
Showing posts with label illegal immigration. Show all posts

Monday, April 21, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 21 Apr 2025 - Hero Worship

 

Hero Worship

Victims who were Defenders of our values:  
  • St. George of Fentanyl
  • Linguini the CEO Eliminator
  • Carmel the Rich Racial Justice Stabber
  • Tomas the Trans Trophy Stealer
  • Molotov the Fiery Tesla Protest Vandal
  • Machete the Undeportable Pro-Hamas Organizer
  • Kilmartyr the Model Father & Immigrant Gang Leader
  • Bernie Paloozie the Self-made Uber-Rich Politician
  • Crouth the (almost) Presidential Assassin
  • Slayer the Proud Abortion Survivor Non-Mother
  • Zeitgeist the Failed & Maligned Movie Star
  • Coldcocked the Serious Late-night Former Comedian turned Pundit
"and it goes on, and on, and on believing" in Social Justice


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Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 01 Apr 2025 - Hot Wheels

 

Hot Wheels

A label applied to a prominent opposition governor by a Jazzy representative of the Squad, saying that he boldly wheels immigrants around the country to sanctuary cities and flaunts his "disability".  Criticized by the right, and even some progressives, as sounding like an ableist slur, this "effective messenger" for the left has refused to apologize for the hot mess she has made, insisting that she was not referring to his "rolling" mobility issues.   

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Thursday, March 27, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Mar 2025 - Law-abiding Illegals

 

Law-abiding Illegals

This is oxymoronic, since no person is illegal.  Sanctuary-bound officials vow to stand in the way of deportation efforts by the federal gestapo.  Even violent criminals who’ve been convicted and who are undocumented, should not be handed over for deportation, since they are often potentially productive citizens providing valuable services to the community.  Even under pain of arrest, local law enforcement is required to stand up for those law-abiding undocumented people, even if they have "technically" broken the law through 
  • unauthorized entry and continued presence
  • repurposing someone else's identity (e.g. SSN, birth certificate, etc.)
  • creative tax refund filings
  • other "so-called" abuses of social services and benefits

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Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 19 Mar 2025 - Vulnerable Aliens

 

Vulnerable Aliens

The least among us should not be deported, and must be allowed permanent sanctuary by a compassionate society.  The following is a subset of criteria for "vulnerable people": 
  • Anyone under 21 (or older than 60) who is already here
  • Pregnant person or one seeking pregnancy medical services
  • Someone who identifies as any non-cisgender sexual preference
  • A victim/witness to a crime
  • Anyone who has filed a nonfrivolous civil rights claim in court
  • Anyone with a workplace claim
  • A patient with a serious mental or physical illness or disability
  • Anyone with fear of persecution (credible preferred)
  • Limited English language proficiency, including citizens
  • Those experiencing severe trauma, survivors of torture, or having experienced gender-based violence
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Thursday, March 13, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 13 Mar 2025 - IAQ

 

IAQ

Immigration Alien Queries are an unacceptable invasion of migrant privacy.  These can return information on migrants without legal status including civil deportation letters or even warrants for their arrest.  This is profoundly unjust and potentially harmful to their future applications for permanent residency status.  It is inconceivable that fingerprints and other biometric information could be used to reveal their identity and status to immigrant enforcers, who might then hunt them down and deport them.


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Tuesday, March 4, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Mar 2025 - Repatriation Hugs

 

Repatriation Hugs

Countries need to welcome back expats being unceremoniously returned to their homeland.  Programs, like Mexico te abraza, are needed to hug these brave sojourners as they are forced to start over in their escape against poverty, prison, crime, and oppression. 

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Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 25 Feb 2025 - Subway Safety

 

Subway Safety

A political leader of a large state declared that she has made subways safe again, hours after an involuntary immolation was perpetrated by a homeless migrant.  By prosecuting vigilante riders and providing National Guard observers, she claimed to have made public transit the safest mode of transportation for the masses.   

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Tuesday, February 18, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 18 Feb 2025 - Immigrandemic

 

Immigrandemic

Decrease in foot traffic in bodegas and public places due to fear of deportation by mean immigration enforcement.  In some cases many undocumented employees are scared to come to work or even leave their homes, just like during the COVID lockdowns.  It is feared that a new recession is imminent due to missing migrant labor and economic activity. 

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Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Dec 2024 - Migrant Relocation

 

Migrant Relocation

State governors do not have the right to persecute innocent migrants by relocating them to various welcoming sanctuaries.  These unauthorized expulsion stunts, in the dark of night, are immoral.  Only the Ministry of Love has the authority to redistribute refugees, at their discretion, secretly and quietly via planes, trains, and even buses.

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Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 29 Oct 2024 - Money Laundering

 

Money Laundering

By using non-governmental organizations (NGOs) to distribute aid and funds, the government has plausible deniability about the true amount of money being spent for activities that might draw too much unwanted attention from the public.  By labeling these funds as going to "charitable" NGOs, Big Brother's administration can claim that it is not (directly) funding illegal immigration via free flights, cash payments, vouchers, housing, cars, phones, or abortions.  Because there is no accountability or transparency, this is a win-win in getting stealth agendas implemented.

See also Charities

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Thursday, October 3, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 03 Oct 2024 - Weaponizing Crime

 

Weaponizing Crime

In solidarity with immigrants being scapegoated by evil conservatives, the progressive party of Big Brother overwhelmingly voted against criminalizing their alleged acts of sexual assault and other minor gender related crimes (which the media could/should not verify at the time of publishing).  Instead of working together to fix the immigration system, the opposition is pushing to weaponize and demonize those misunderstood newcomers who just don't understand or agree with the oppressive laws of their retaken homeland.  Those pushing this new law are just repeating their "time-honored tradition" of blaming the victims. 

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Saturday, September 28, 2024

Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 28 Sep 2024 - Crime Imports

 


Crime Imports

The Ministry of Truth denies ICE reports that hundreds of thousands of convicted violent criminals have been escorted into the country during Big Brother's reign.  These are not the immigrants you are looking for, since obviously most haven't been convicted yet.  If even one innocent immigrant family gets to start a new life, it is worth letting a small number of convicts have opportunity too.

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Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 18 Sep 2024 - Blanket of Benevolence

 

Blanket of Benevolence

Migrants should be warmly welcomed once they are here so that others see how open we are to immigration.  To show our gratitude for their future contributions to our society and voter rolls, and by greatly increasing property taxes on the privileged, it is entirely appropriate to provide benefits such as:
  • sanctuary status 
  • lavish accommodations
  • freedom from hassle by law enforcement (so they will cooperate with police)
  • taxpayer-funded health care 
  • driver's licenses for safer roads and automatic voter registration
  • free college tuition
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Friday, September 6, 2024

Sunday, July 28, 2024

Truth Month - July 2024 - Day 28 - A life raft cannot save everyone. You cannot help others if yours sinks.

 

Truth Month - July 2024


Day 28 - A life raft cannot save everyone.  You cannot help others if yours sinks

A life raft has a maximum capacity.  If that capacity is exceeded, it will sink and all of those who trusted in being saved go down too.  In a titanic life and death situation, hard choices may have to be made so that some survive.  Perhaps the noble will sacrifice their spots, or real leaders will prioritize who is most deserving.  It is not an easy position to be in for all involved.  


In some sense, countries are like life rafts in a world of hardships and challenges.  Sometimes countries are struck by disasters, they have failed leadership, or injustices happen through wars or persecutions.  Other countries have prepared or been blessed with good fortune, and can provide assistance.  But resources are never unlimited.  


The first duty of the leaders of a country is to their people, not to all the peoples and countries of the world.  As in the lifeboat example, any given country should first provide for its own people, and only then see about helping others.  Maybe some individuals will choose to sacrifice their places or resources, but it should not be forced upon them.  It is not just to force people to involuntarily provide sanctuary to a mass influx, knowing that it will ultimately harm or doom their way of life.  Yes, it is also foolish.


We can apply this analogy to the massive influx of illegal immigrants who cross into countries without permission.  Many countries allow for immigration in a controlled manner, especially when it will be a benefit to all.  These legal immigrants are motivated and skilled to become productive members of society, and not a drain.  Countries even provide for limited numbers of refugees, at times.  But just as a life raft can only save so many people, countries are also so limited.  


Overwhelmed borders result in numbers of illegal immigrants that swamp the social safety nets of countries.  They have often become a drain, and also fail to assimilate into the existing culture.  There is also an evident attitude of entitlement and lack of gratitude toward the country they invaded.  Many Western countries are experiencing the influx of literally millions of people with fundamentally different values and religions, who rather than desiring to assimilate, want to replace or possess.  Some of these countries are in danger of sinking, or becoming unrecognizable to the citizens who sacrificed to build it.  Is it right to take needed resources away from existing needy (the poor, homeless, veterans, children,... ) and give that away to those who have come uninvited?  Would it not be better to encourage them to build or fix their own life rafts, rather than to sink those of others?


Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 19 Mar 2024 - Newcomers

 

Newcomers

Newly welcomed migrants and refugees personally escorted by officials of Big Brother.  Official "Welcome Wagon" agents, and approved NGOs, are gifting 
  • debit cards
  • housing
  • travel
  • education
  • healthcare.  
Free legal guidance in navigating the welfare system without triggering public charge laws, regardless of immigration status, is also offered.

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Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 12 Mar 2024 - Slav-migrants

 

Slav-migrants

A new Ministry of Love initiative, where wealthy landowners can now apply to keep migrants in their home in exchange for subsidies, or alternatively, cooking, cleaning, picking crops, and landscaping.  Clearly this is not slavery, unless the home owners are white male Christians, who should then be evicted in favor of the more needy. 

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Thursday, March 7, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 07 Mar 2024 - Free Travel App

 

Free Travel App

To facilitate more asylum claims from disadvantaged countries, free one-way parole flights are now available through a convenient customs and border flow app (e.g. CBP One).  Eligible users (95%+ approval) can book direct flights into the country where they legally settle in for their multi-year wait for their "Notice to Appear" dates, thereby avoiding arduous and dangerous multi-country travel.  Our country was built on immigrants, and we still don't have enough new voters yet to solidify power. 

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Monday, February 26, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 26 Feb 2024 - State of Migrantistan

 

State of Migrantistan

By decree of Big Brother, a new 51st state will be formed, with an initial population of over 7+ million new immigrant voters, and its associated congressional representation.  This new state would be the 14th largest and will be carved out from the largely unpopulated fly-over country, and will be declared a refuge for people seeking freedom and opportunity. The name of this new state has not yet been finalized, but proposals include: 
  • New China 
  • Nuevo Hispaniola
  • Jihadistan 
  • Oz.  
The Ministry of Love guarantees that the resettlement of current white colonizers will be swift and equitable.

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Thursday, February 22, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 22 Feb 2024 - Regularizing

 

Regularizing

Process of granting provisional citizenship to irregular immigrants, by granting some form of legal status for illegal immigrants already in the country.  These benefits are used to disincentivize structured immigration, since this is a much more efficient way to circumvent a broken system.  Benefits can be in the form of full amnesty, immunity from deportation, full work and welfare benefits, and citizenship for anyone resident who prefers this country to their country of origin.

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