Shoplifter Protection Act
Defending the rights of irregular customers to receive products from their chosen retailers without having to go through the often burdensome financial process. For community safety, the Ministry of Love forbids confronting or stopping retail property redistributors. They should be virtually immune from harmful criminal prosecution, not be required to post bail if improperly arrested, and be paid reparations for their time and effort to bring about social justice. It is the shoplifters, not the store owners, who are the real victims.
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