Showing posts with label responsible prosecutions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label responsible prosecutions. Show all posts

Monday, September 23, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 23 Sep 2024 - Home Gun Checks

 

Home Gun Checks

Reiterating that her values haven't changed, the Ministry of Truth's hand-selected "accidental candidate" stated that her personally owned gun has been appropriately prosecuted by herself and placed in home confinement where it can never harm anyone invading her home.  She called for sensible laws allowing unannounced and unrestricted visitation hours being granted to the Ministry of Love to inspect the confinement conditions of all firearms "legally" owned by citizens.  Any weapon that could conceivably be used against defenseless seekers of equitable redistribution is an existential threat deserving of confiscation, and will also lead to prosecution of the irresponsible owner. 

She repeatedly clarified the statement that she has repeatedly made so that it is very clearly heard, "Let me make it clear, 'My values haven't changed'!" 

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Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Mar 2024 - Terrorists

 

Terrorists

Evil groups (or nations) of thought-criminals who brazenly challenge Big Brother or the Ministry of Truth by gathering to protest openly, disrupting school board meetings, listening to controversial speeches, carrying offensive flags and banners, and trespassing on public property.  Self-defense, protecting the "innocent", and being armed with weapons are not acceptable activities and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent by the Ministries of Love and Peace.  Reasonable accommodations can be made for those fighting oppression and injustice. 

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Friday, March 31, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 31 Mar 2023 - Prosecutorial Discretion

 

Prosecutorial Discretion

Ability to selectively target enemies of Big Brother, while protecting Ministry of Truth favored social classes from inequitable felony arrests, detentions, cash bail, and criminal records.  No person is above the search for chargeable violations of laws, no matter how obscure or trivial. 

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