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The unelected, unconfirmed, supreme tech support, and chainsaw wielding head of unconstitutional D.O.G.E., who is a personal friend of POTUS.
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Dedicated to giving reasons for what we believe, and why, in the interface between science and the Christian faith. Giving thoughts, criticisms, and informed satirical commentary on Contemporary Culture, Religion, Politics, and Traditional Values.
Tuesday, March 11, 2025
Monday, March 10, 2025
Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 10 Mar 2025 - Paddle Protests
Paddle Protests
Mostly peaceful activity involving spontaneously waving mostly black protest signs during official proceedings, instead of sitting silently, stone-faced, and not clapping for anything, under pain of disapproval by the party (and the M of T). This meme-worthy sensation was used to repeatedly flash POTUS, trying to get under his skin. They believe to have succeeded in being like a blaring car alarm that people can't ignore.
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Friday, March 7, 2025
Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 07 Mar 2025 - Human Composting
Human Composting
State sanctioned process of converting bodies into soil, known as natural organic reduction. It is a more sustainable alternative to cremation, which requires fossil fuels and releases carbon dioxide.
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Thursday, March 6, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 06 Mar 2025 - Weaponized Free Speech
Weaponized Free Speech
A media spokesperson for the Ministry of Truth made the amazing observation that uncontrolled "free speech" has been responsible for things like WW2 genocides, takeovers by dictators, and many other bad things. To combat this dangerous idea from the far right, we need to adopt European-style approaches to censorship, crushing unbounded free speech and censoring ordinary citizens who might spread misinformation.
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Wednesday, March 5, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 05 Mar 2025 - FAFO
FAFO
Obscene utterance that implies that Fooling Around with the Big Dog will end badly by Finding Out that there are significant consequences. Agents of the Ministry of Truth are confused by this acronym, since they don't understand what this has to do with fracking. They encourage their loyalists to continue playing resistance games, since the courts will protect them from stupid prizes.
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Tuesday, March 4, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Mar 2025 - Repatriation Hugs
Repatriation Hugs
Countries need to welcome back expats being unceremoniously returned to their homeland. Programs, like Mexico te abraza, are needed to hug these brave sojourners as they are forced to start over in their escape against poverty, prison, crime, and oppression.
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Monday, March 3, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 03 Mar 2025 - Chainsaw
Chainsaw
The new administration is coming in like a wrecking ball to our cherished institutions and values. "How dare they" make slashing cuts and smash the status quo of compliance to the dictates of the Ministry of Truth. Outrage protests are just the start, doing it D.O.G.G.I. style.
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