Thursday, March 20, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Mar 2025 - Neutered Truth

 

Neutered Truth

Neutered Truth = To counter POTUS's so-called "truths", congressional disruptors are determined to "speak lies to his truth" (i.e. "True Lies").  His false truths include:
  • Children are perfect just the way God made them !
  • Men competing in women's sports is really unfair !
  • Waste, Fraud, and Abuse in government spending should be eliminated !
As the electorally retired former Big Brother said, we should "choose (our) truth over facts".


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Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 19 Mar 2025 - Vulnerable Aliens

 

Vulnerable Aliens

The least among us should not be deported, and must be allowed permanent sanctuary by a compassionate society.  The following is a subset of criteria for "vulnerable people": 
  • Anyone under 21 (or older than 60) who is already here
  • Pregnant person or one seeking pregnancy medical services
  • Someone who identifies as any non-cisgender sexual preference
  • A victim/witness to a crime
  • Anyone who has filed a nonfrivolous civil rights claim in court
  • Anyone with a workplace claim
  • A patient with a serious mental or physical illness or disability
  • Anyone with fear of persecution (credible preferred)
  • Limited English language proficiency, including citizens
  • Those experiencing severe trauma, survivors of torture, or having experienced gender-based violence
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Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 18 Mar 2025 - Inseminated Person

 

Inseminated Person

Newspeak term for hurtful references to "mother" being promoted by a cheesy state governor.  Alternatively, "mother" can be swapped out for the phrase, "parent who gave birth to the child."  While claimed by haters to be "beyond parody", traditional sexist terms are offensive to trans-mothers, birthing persons, and chest feeders of all genders.  Modern science clearly establishes that there are more than two sexes (e.g. male and female), and clearly objective reality must conform to the individual's sexual and gender preferences.

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Monday, March 17, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 17 Mar 2025 - WFA

 

WFA

Unproven claims of waste, fraud, and abuse by chainsaw wielding DOGE demolition teams.  Years of carefully laundered funding is now in danger of being lost forever, resulting in irreparable harm to progressive agenda's and their dedicated administrators and minions.

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Friday, March 14, 2025

Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 14 Mar 2025 - Antinatal Movement

 

Antinatal Movement

The provocative liberal view that giving birth is morally wrong, especially by exploitative non-BIPOC people, and that humanity should go the way of the dinosaur to save the planet from infestation.  A vocal proponent bemoaned, “I didn’t ask to be born into this suffering", urging others to take action by suing their parents.  This growing philosophical movement has united human victims across the world, all bound by a shared desire to end human suffering.  As The Dread Pirate Roberts once said, "Life is pain, your highness!  Anyone who says differently is selling something."

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Thursday, March 13, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 13 Mar 2025 - IAQ

 

IAQ

Immigration Alien Queries are an unacceptable invasion of migrant privacy.  These can return information on migrants without legal status including civil deportation letters or even warrants for their arrest.  This is profoundly unjust and potentially harmful to their future applications for permanent residency status.  It is inconceivable that fingerprints and other biometric information could be used to reveal their identity and status to immigrant enforcers, who might then hunt them down and deport them.


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Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 12 Mar 2025 - Gulf of America

 

Gulf of America

Map revisions by colonialist, white supremacist leaders (such as renaming oceans or mountains) must be resisted by the media outlets of the Ministry of Truth.  Once a location, team, or holiday receives a designation representing an oppressed class or person, there are no take backs allowed.  Names should never be used to promote anti-woke agendas.

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