Beer Czar
In solidarity with other nearby socialist countries, this Ministry of Love official may restrict alcohol consumption by citizens -- for the greater good. It is simply inconceivable that those who identify as men would need more than 2 beers a week, while those who do not identify as gender male would never need more than just 1 weekly indulgence. A grace period for this health "recommendation" may be instituted to allow public acclimation and acceptance, before official enforcement begins. Excess social lubrication at official Ministry events exempted, of course.
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