Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 29 Feb 2024 - Protect Democracy

 

Protect Democracy

To protect the future of free and fair elections, preemptive lawfare must be initiated to protect the electorate from unsafe sources and insurrectionist candidates.  Big Brother's proxies, intelligence agencies, and Ministry of Love should launch investigations into opponents and expose them as criminals, using prosecutions as necessary to turn them into convicts.

More info:   

• https://www.linkedin.com/posts/protect-democracy_trump-prosecutions-and-the-rule-of-law-activity-7198453710438510592-jzuq
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 28 Feb 2024 - Offsets

 

Offsets

Indulgences granted to faithful ecowarriors that allow extravagant homes, travel, and lifestyles while being viewed as responsible supporters of Ministry of Truth goals.

More info:   

• https://www.carbonfootprint.com/carbonoffset.html

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 26 Feb 2024 - State of Migrantistan

 

State of Migrantistan

By decree of Big Brother, a new 51st state will be formed, with an initial population of over 7+ million new immigrant voters, and its associated congressional representation.  This new state would be the 14th largest and will be carved out from the largely unpopulated fly-over country, and will be declared a refuge for people seeking freedom and opportunity. The name of this new state has not yet been finalized, but proposals include: 

• New China 
• Nuevo Hispaniola
• Jihadistan 
• Oz.  

The Ministry of Love guarantees that the resettlement of current white colonizers will be swift and equitable.

More info:   

• https://nypost.com/2024/02/21/us-news/7-2m-illegals-entered-the-us-under-biden-admin-an-amount-greater-than-population-of-36-states/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 23 Feb 2024 - Appetizing Names

 

Appetizing Names

Unfortunately named species can be rehabilitated by simply renaming them and then instigating a public relations campaign.  A more appealing name will encourage people to harvest and eat disgustingly named fish, or to call creatures by names other than by the hurtful names they have to bear.  For example, names crying out for change include: the invasive snakehead fish (aka the Frankenfish), blackbirds, boobies, squawfish, and gypsy moths.

More info:  

• https://www.wusa9.com/article/tech/science/environment/snakehead-name-change-maryland/65-14c2ee6d-5581-4bc5-b791-e39b9d3fe7d7

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 22 Feb 2024 - Regularizing

 

Regularizing

Process of granting provisional citizenship to irregular immigrants, by granting some form of legal status for illegal immigrants already in the country.  These benefits are used to disincentivize structured immigration, since this is a much more efficient way to circumvent a broken system.  Benefits can be in the form of full amnesty, immunity from deportation, full work and welfare benefits, and citizenship for anyone resident who prefers this country to their country of origin.

More info:   

• https://www.foxnews.com/politics/us-mexico-migration-talks-included-benefits-regularizing-illegal-immigrants-living-us

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 21 Feb 2024 - Detransition

 

Detransition

To unacceptably change an immutable personal attribute back to the original design, despite caring societal pressure to preserve their chosen alterations.

More info:   

• https://bigthink.com/health/transgender-detransition/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Feb 2024 - Black National Anthem

 

Black National Anthem

Multicultural theme songs are a way to unify the voices of our country around our many distinctions.  Due to their importance, the length of future super bowls will be shortened to allow for the singing of each oppressed group's own national anthem.  Inclusive suggestions include: 

• We are Siamese 
• The Tomahawk chant
• Que Sera, Sera 
• La cucaracha 
• I'm coming out 

More info:  

• https://nypost.com/2024/02/12/news/democrat-fumes-at-super-bowl-crowd-for-not-standing-during-black-anthem/

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