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Behavior unbecoming for minions of the alphabet tech giants who dare to question required beliefs, policies, or conformity to Ministry of Truth values.
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Friday, April 25, 2025
Thursday, April 24, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 24 Apr 2025 - Non-detainable Offenses
Non-detainable Offenses
Based on equity and fairness, those arrested for the following trivial "crimes" can safely not be jailed pending court procedures:
- Aggravated Battery
- Aggravated DUI
- Arson
- Burglary / Robbery
- Drug-induced Homicide
- Intimidation
- Extreme Vandalism
- Illegal Occupation
- Kidnapping
- Stabbings
- 2nd-degree Murder
However, challenges to Big Brother or the authority of the Ministries will bring about immediate and indefinite incarceration.
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Wednesday, April 23, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 23 Apr 2025 - Alt-Right Rabbit Holes
Alt-Right Rabbit Holes
The far-right conservatives of the MAGA movement are directly targeting our women and girls with lies and propaganda. Like a frog in a pot, social media provides a constant stream of indoctrination targeted towards traditional social values rather than socially conscious truths. Protect yourself by avoiding open and wide-ranging conversations with those who have not been certified as "safe" by the Ministry of Truth.
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Tuesday, April 22, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 22 Apr 2025 - Panican
Panican
Members of a growing political party or movement who firmly resist change and panic if they receive any criticism. The Panican comes in both Red and Blue varieties, with some shades of Purple as well. Panicans are known by their focus on keeping power by winning the next elections, rather than making hard choices, seeing the big picture, and generally adulting.
Don't be weak or stupid! Don't be a Panican!
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Monday, April 21, 2025
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 21 Apr 2025 - Hero Worship
Hero Worship
Victims who were Defenders of our values:
- St. George of Fentanyl
- Linguini the CEO Eliminator
- Carmel the Rich Racial Justice Stabber
- Tomas the Trans Trophy Stealer
- Molotov the Fiery Tesla Protest Vandal
- Machete the Undeportable Pro-Hamas Organizer
- Kilmartyr the Model Father & Immigrant Gang Leader
- Bernie Paloozie the Self-made Uber-Rich Politician
- Crouth the (almost) Presidential Assassin
- Slayer the Proud Abortion Survivor Non-Mother
- Zeitgeist the Failed & Maligned Movie Star
- Coldcocked the Serious Late-night Former Comedian turned Pundit
"and it goes on, and on, and on believing" in Social Justice
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Sunday, April 20, 2025
Easter Sunday - Resurrection Day - Jesus is Risen!
He is Risen!
And if Christ has not been raised, our preaching is useless and so is your faith. 15 More than that, we are then found to be false witnesses about God, for we have testified about God that he raised Christ from the dead. But he did not raise him if in fact the dead are not raised. 16 For if the dead are not raised, then Christ has not been raised either. 17 And if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile; you are still in your sins. 18 Then those also who have fallen asleep in Christ are lost. 19 If only for this life we have hope in Christ, we are of all people most to be pitied.
Paul - 1 Corinthians 15:14-19
Resurrection Morning TLDR
- Christianity NOT a blind faith, but faith based in evidence.
- We should believe because it is true, not because we want it to be true.
- There are good reasons to trust the reliability of the NT documents.
- If we can trust what they say, then we have good reason to trust what they say about Jesus.
- If we can trust what they say about Jesus, then we have to deal with the implication of a man who claimed to be the Son of God.
- If true, this is of utmost importance, since the Son of God has called us to follow him.
- Given all of the evidence, the best explanation is that Jesus was a historical person who lived about 2000 years ago. He claimed to be God, and proved it by his resurrection.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. John 3:16-17
Friday, April 18, 2025
Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 18 Apr 2025 - Smellmaxxing
Smellmaxxing
Gen-Alpha students need to establish their personal unique identities by wearing signature scents, the more expensive and prestigious, the better. They need to be committed to having a wardrobe of scents which can be used to mix and match based on the day's activities or moods. Modern day fragrance influencers are essential Tik Tok watches, as it is impermissible to not be current and thus be embarrassed.
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