Wednesday, November 6, 2024

Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 06 Nov 2024 - Concession Speech

 

Concession Speech

Never give up!  We only "lost" because of traitors to their race, gender, and ethnicity by not supporting the Ministry approved candidates.  Even the liberal media enabled the coup d'etat by reporting that progressive candidates were behind or doing a poor job of getting their message out, discouraging swing-state poll workers from being motivated to find enough votes to ensure victory.  It is simply inconceivable that informed voters would elect someone whose values and agenda are hated by loyalists to the Ministry of Truth.

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 06 Nov 2024 - Authoritarian Violence Disorder

 

Authoritarian Violence Disorder

A contagious mind disease with symptoms of violence and non-compliance.  Considered to be a "lethal syndrome" that causes MAGA supporters to commit violence against fellow citizens, especially those who patriotically support Big Brother.  Under dictatorships, like one coming if the evil one is re-elected, life is pain and fear, freedom of speech will be squelched, and people will simply disappear.  Only by defeating the superspreader, can we save our country.

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Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 05 Nov 2024 - Voter Rights

 

Voter Rights

Opportunity for a person to cast a ballot in one (or more) locations, one (or more) times, without challenge to their identity, eligibility, age, citizenship, or residency.

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 05 Nov 2024 - District Elections Officers

 

District Elections Officers

To ensure election integrity and desired outcomes, the Ministry of Love has created an Election Threats Task Force to navigate this extreme threat environment.  Their goal is to protect election officials, staff, and ballot handlers to be "free from threats and intimidation" and to be allowed to fulfill their Ministry ordained tasks without interference or invasive scrutiny.  This task force will "thoroughly" investigate all claims of election fraud by the opposition, and ensure that they are properly dismissed or minimized, since everyone knows that they are just trying to steal the election and subvert democracy.

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Monday, November 4, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Nov 2024 - Build Back Better

 

Build Back Better

a) America was never great, so it needs to be deconstructed from its unjust oppressive foundations, and rebuilt into an equitable, socialist utopia.

b) It is designed to make things less expensive and bring down costs, by replacing selfish capitalism with socialism for all.  As a bonus, the Big Sister candidate insists, "Build Back Better is not going to cost anything, we’re paying for it."


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Friday, November 1, 2024

Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 01 Nov 2024 - YIMBY

 

YIMBY

The "Yes, in my backyard!" movement seeks upzoning that would allow denser housing to be produced or obsolete buildings repurposed, such as shopping malls, into housing.  It calls for overrides of local exclusive zoning ordinances to allow multifamily dwellings in formerly single family neighborhoods.  YIMBY supporters include social-justice warriors, free-market libertarians who want no government regulations, and environmentalists who believe denser housing is good for the planet.  It is opposed by selfish homeowners saying, "Nope!", like the group MAID (Montanans Against Irresponsible Densification), who want to preserve neighborhood segregation and are unwilling to sacrifice their quality of life and home values.  Rewarding buyouts are being offered for actual homeowners who want to YIMBY in their own yards, and then move into bigger homes.  (See Social Housing) 

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Thursday, October 31, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 31 Oct 2024 - Department of Re-education

 

Department of Re-education

Because our nation state is irredeemably racist, teachers must prepare the next generation to participate in its deconstruction and overthrow.  Children need to be retrained to first see only race, then immersed in unfair levels of privilege, and finally pitted against each other based on skin color.  The revolution will be complete when enough indoctrinated people rise up and demand a more just system.  

Note: For plausible deniability, "CRT is never taught in schools", just its fundamental tenets.

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