Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 05 Apr 2025 - Hands Off

 

Hands Off

This country belongs to us, the true defenders of the bureaucratic state.  The new Disrupter-In-Chief and DOGE are taking everything they can get their hands on and claiming that anything or anyone standing in their way is illegal.  We dare to stand up to them and fight back!   Recommended protest signs include:

• Hands Off Taliban Sesame Street and Gaza Condoms
• Hands Off Government Funding of Teachers Unions
• Hands Off Our NGO Fraud Funds 
• Hands Off Civil War Vets SS and Medicare
• Hands Off Inefficient Bureaucracy
• Hands Off Financial Audits
• Hands Off Child Sex Changes and Trans-Women's Sports Rights
• Hands Off Green New Deal Subsidies and Research Grants
• Hands Off Voter Fraud and Anonymous Immigrant Voting

More info: 

• https://www.mobilize.us/handsoff/event/769107/
  
• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3943134804405-the-hands-off-protest-is-set-to-be-one-of-the-biggest-demonstrations-of-trump-2-0

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 04 Apr - 2025 - The Stud School of Drag

 

The Stud School of Drag

This first of its kind drag queen school will teach the fundamentals of drag performance from subject matter experts.  Topics include "the history of drag", "makeup 101", "creating character through costuming", "lip-synching", and "marketing fundamentals."  To emphasize the importance of this endeavor, a high-ranking Ministry of Truth official has been chosen as the first head mistress.  Drag needs to be normalized for a new generation, via library story hours and public diversity exposure.  Drag is more than just cross-dressing and fun, since it can also "be political, dark, scary, weird, emotional", and more. 

More info: 

• https://fox2now.com/news/national/california-bar-to-open-drag-queen-school/
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 03 Apr 2025 - Old Laws

 

Old Laws

Socially responsible judges need to intervene in and disrupt all objectionable actions of the Executive or Legislative branches.  The Ministry of Truth controls the most powerful of the "co-equal" branches of government, the Judicial branch, and who is expected to "do the right thing" on demand.  Assertions of delegated power by the other branches are to be ignored, reinterpreted, or declared as obsolete "old" laws, just like the decrepit Constitution, in lieu of injunctions and orders by the "least of these" resistance judges.

More info: 

• https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/politics/2025/03/27/grassley-says-legislation-needed-to-limit-nationwide-injunctions-courts-block-trump-agenda/82680667007/
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 02 Apr 2025 - Interpretive Dance

 

Interpretive Dance

In lieu of winning elections, alternative protests against administration policies are required.  Protest dances, anti-DOGE actions, and "no spend" days bring attention and moral standing, while showing how upset the participants are, even if some renegade social media faces think they are stupid when people are actually dying. 

More info: 

• https://www.fox8tv.com/bill-maher-and-panel-rip-f-stupid-no-spend-day-movement-interpretive-dance-protests-to-counter-trump/
  
• https://apnews.com/article/elon-musk-tesla-doge-protests-a07cb5f20d65d0fb4dcb3547e2b7879c

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 01 Apr 2025 - Hot Wheels

 

Hot Wheels

A label applied to a prominent opposition governor by a Jazzy representative of the Squad, saying that he boldly wheels immigrants around the country to sanctuary cities and flaunts his "disability".  Criticized by the right, and even some progressives, as sounding like an ableist slur, this "effective messenger" for the left has refused to apologize for the hot mess she has made, insisting that she was not referring to his "rolling" mobility issues.   

More info: 

• https://www.dailymail.co.uk/media/article-14540457/jasmine-crockett-hot-wheels-greg-abbott-view.html
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 31 Mar 2025 - Handcuffed

 

Handcuffed

Abusive restraints used against innocent immigrants and pro-liberation protesters by masked agents of the regime.  This kind of degrading conduct should be reserved for political foes in midnight raids and grandmothers praying in front of women's health temples.

More info: 

• https://fortune.com/2025/03/27/turkish-doctoral-student-tufts-handcuffed-detained-masked-dhs-agents/
  

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 28 Mar 2025 - Liberal Makeover

 

Liberal Makeover

Some progressive womyn have been viciously attacked as having "MAGA makeup", so influencers are now helping them learn, "How not to do their makeup."  In the chaotic dating scene, and other social situations, mistakenly wearing "Republican makeup" hides their true liberal vibes, thereby attracting unwanted attention from manly MAGA men.  These sessions are positive, affirming, and prophylactic.

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3832893126337-after-getting-called-out-for-having-maga-makeup-this-woman-gave-herself-a-liberal-makeover-and-people-cannot-believe-the-results
  

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