Ministry of Truth Daily Update - Forest Bathing - 10 Feb 2025

 

Forest Bathing

A way to escape the stress of political losses by spending time in natural settings, such as a forest, to improve your health and well-being.  Shared grief, communal crying, and primal screaming over loss of freedoms and rights, also help to overcome the sense of hopelessness brought on by current events.

More info: 

• https://nypost.com/2025/01/19/us-news/therapists-suggest-group-crying-for-liberals-to-cope-on-trump-inauguration-day-report/
  
• https://adventure.com/forest-bathing-oregon-japan-history/

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 07 Feb 2025 - Spell Womyn

 

 

Spell Womyn

Creative spelling bee allowance to promote diversity and to distance their competition from male-dominated stereotypes. Creative spelling alternatives must be allowed in view of discrimination and social justice.

More info: 

• https://www.breezyscroll.com/world/the-us/scripps-national-spelling-bee-sparks-controversy-with-alternative-spelling-of-womennational-spelling-bee-accepts-womyn-as-alternative-spelling-to-women-to-avoid-association-with-the-male-centric-t/
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 06 Feb 2025 - Forest Management

 

Forest Management

Big Brother desires a return to the pre-Columbian forest state by banning human actions like logging, clear cutting, thinning, or even grazing.  Human activity, including climate change, is responsible for the vast majority of forest waste and lack of economic benefit from timber harvesting.  Obviously, it is more efficient (and politically beneficial) to contain wildfires after the fact, and to blame the increased emission of CO2 and smoke pollution on warming, rather than shouldering the burden of exploitive long-term forest care.  

More info: 

• https://www.newsmax.com/judddunning/dystopian-green-newsom/2025/01/23/id/1196226/
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 05 Feb 2025 - Kids Online Safety Act

 

Kids Online Safety Act

(aka KOSA)  It is a goal of the Ministry of Love to mitigate online harm at all costs for our children, so age verification and digital IDs will now be required for all users of the Internet.  This will allow appropriate monitoring and responsible censorship of the public information nets, thereby reducing hate speech and uncontrolled information.  Unfounded assumptions and scare tactics include:

• claims of unfairness to the undocumented
• fears that it will upload everyone's personal info to the internet (what could go wrong?)
• preventing gender diverse kids from lifesaving info
• suppression of discussion
• allowing parents to monitor and/or approve access 

More info: 

• https://netchoice.org/kosa-is-a-childrens-cybersecurity-disaster-in-the-making/
  

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Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 04 Feb 2025 - Trans-Opera

 

Trans-Opera

To promote aid and goodwill abroad with generous spending, the Ministry of Plenty diplomatically shovels assistance abroad to allies.  Singing about social justice issues (through diverse opera and musicals) is of vital importance to exporting our cultural values. Other "foreign aid" provided to our future comrades includes:

• customized birth control devices, and other family planning supplies and services
• educational gender "comic" books
• "coming out" groups funding 
• employment assistance for gender minorities
• (pending) EV infrastructure in third world countries
• atheism evangelism 

More info: 

• https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14355251/shocking-ways-usaid-spent-money.html
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Feb 2025 - MAGAfest Destiny

 

MAGAfest Destiny

In his inauguration speech, the Disruptor-in-Chief laid out a renewed vision of colonialist conquest and oppression.  He claims that our country has a manifest destiny to fulfill by conquering worlds again, and that God saved him from an assassin's bullet to lead the way.  He intends to remake our country, and possibly the world, into his MAGA vision.  That must be resisted by all patriotic citizens so that we don't lose our progressive gains of the last few years!  

More info: 

• https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-declares-magafest-destiny-in-unhinged-saved-by-god-speech/
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 03 Feb 2025 - Captain Anti-America

 

Captain Anti-America

In this brave new world of authoritarian leadership, which opposes the values of the Ministry of Truth, we need strong movie characters who strongly portray strong woke diverse values and who strongly resist the current hulking RED administration destroying our country as we speak.  Clearly this character cannot represent an irredeemably racist, colonialist, and white privileged country, and we need one who will fight for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion for all.  The Ministry of Truth strongly endorses any films with un-American main characters.

More info: 

• https://www.newsweek.com/anthony-mackie-captain-america-comments-spark-conservative-boycott-2022277
  

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