Thursday, February 29, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 29 Feb 2024 - Protect Democracy

 

Protect Democracy

To protect the future of free and fair elections, preemptive lawfare must be initiated to protect the electorate from unsafe sources and insurrectionist candidates.  Big Brother's proxies, intelligence agencies, and Ministry of Love should launch investigations into opponents and expose them as criminals, using prosecutions as necessary to turn them into convicts.

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Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 28 Feb 2024 - Offsets

 

Offsets

Indulgences granted to faithful ecowarriors that allow extravagant homes, travel, and lifestyles while being viewed as responsible supporters of Ministry of Truth goals.

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Monday, February 26, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 26 Feb 2024 - State of Migrantistan

 

State of Migrantistan

By decree of Big Brother, a new 51st state will be formed, with an initial population of over 7+ million new immigrant voters, and its associated congressional representation.  This new state would be the 14th largest and will be carved out from the largely unpopulated fly-over country, and will be declared a refuge for people seeking freedom and opportunity. The name of this new state has not yet been finalized, but proposals include: 
  • New China 
  • Nuevo Hispaniola
  • Jihadistan 
  • Oz.  
The Ministry of Love guarantees that the resettlement of current white colonizers will be swift and equitable.

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Friday, February 23, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 23 Feb 2024 - Appetizing Names

 

Appetizing Names

Unfortunately named species can be rehabilitated by simply renaming them and then instigating a public relations campaign.  A more appealing name will encourage people to harvest and eat disgustingly named fish, or to call creatures by names other than by the hurtful names they have to bear.  For example, names crying out for change include: the invasive snakehead fish (aka the Frankenfish), blackbirds, boobies, squawfish, and gypsy moths.

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Thursday, February 22, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 22 Feb 2024 - Regularizing

 

Regularizing

Process of granting provisional citizenship to irregular immigrants, by granting some form of legal status for illegal immigrants already in the country.  These benefits are used to disincentivize structured immigration, since this is a much more efficient way to circumvent a broken system.  Benefits can be in the form of full amnesty, immunity from deportation, full work and welfare benefits, and citizenship for anyone resident who prefers this country to their country of origin.

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Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 21 Feb 2024 - Detransition

 

Detransition

To unacceptably change an immutable personal attribute back to the original design, despite caring societal pressure to preserve their chosen alterations.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Feb 2024 - Black National Anthem

 

Black National Anthem

Multicultural theme songs are a way to unify the voices of our country around our many distinctions.  Due to their importance, the length of future super bowls will be shortened to allow for the singing of each oppressed group's own national anthem.  Inclusive suggestions include: 
  • We are Siamese 
  • The Tomahawk chant
  • Que Sera, Sera 
  • La cucaracha 
  • I'm coming out 

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Monday, February 19, 2024

Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 19 Feb 2024 - Restorative Justice

 

Restorative Justice

Re-education of non-colored students based on the perceived wrongs they committed, such as misgendering or bias due to their inherent Whiteness, thus restoring the damage done to the community.  This is done through processes that bring both the harmed and the oppressors together to address root causes of the conflict, support accountability for those responsible, and promote healing for impacted individuals.  The focus is on repairing harm, rather than receiving punishment (or a police record) for breaking a rule.  Mistakes are valuable learning opportunities for our students, which is why we offer diversity training courses on care and hate behavior as alternatives to suspension.

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Friday, February 16, 2024

Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 16 Feb 2024 - Sacrificial Co-laboring

 

Sacrificial Co-laboring

Even though stories of Jesus claim that he was a servant leader, that is a misinterpretation, since "service" has a negative connotation that may offend those on the receiving end.  Instead, it is clear that he was a sacrificial co-laborer, and as such, his followers must not fall into the oppressor's trap of calling for "service" to the needy.  Service "may invoke power dynamics across socio-economic, racial, and cultural lines," so even formerly religious schools must eschew the existence of an unbalanced power dynamic in their interactions with their fellow humans – like the social justice warrior Jesus.

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Thursday, February 15, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 15 Feb 2024 - Motivated Reasoning

 

Motivated Reasoning

This happens when individuals bend facts to support their preexisting ideas, or even deny the truth to maintain a positive self image. For example, they justify their actions through denial, allowing them to engage in environmentally damaging behavior.  Studies show that selfishness, political identities, and "enlightened" self interest prevail over proactive choices, for many people. Individuals using motivated reasoning are more likely to reject scientific evidence and rational arguments, than people who follow trusted information sources.  This has profound impacts for the Ministry of Truth reeducation goals.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 14 Feb 2024 - Sex Offense Policy Board

 

Sex Offense Policy Board

 It is important that all voices have a seat at the table when deciding on sex offense policies, including victims of sex crimes, professionals, liberal thought-leaders, and perpetrators with lived experiences.  The proposal adds those convicted of sex offenses to the board, as proponents argue their "lived experiences" are "invaluable."  We can affirm their value to society, even if they "are potentially dangerous, but not necessarily dangerous," helping to integrate them back into communities where they can live safely and with their constitutional liberties protected.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 13 Feb 2024 - Undocumented Citizens

 

Undocumented Citizens

The top priority for maintaining perpetual power is to accommodate the undocumented (Americans) that are already in this country, or soon will be. These victims are who we should care about the most, and all immigration enforcement measures should be forcefully opposed.  These poor migrants cannot be justly detained, prosecuted, or deported for "breaking" broken laws which ban their right to on-demand national citizenship. The world must join together and embrace open borders, with an unlimited international right to freely migrate anywhere, so that "the world will be as one."

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Monday, February 12, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 12 Feb 2024 - Grandfather Defense

 

Grandfather Defense

Used to refrain from prosecuting well-meaning, elderly officials of the State, since they are still useful tools in progressing the agenda of the Ministry of Truth.  Alleged crimes are null and void, especially when the details can't be remembered. They are trivial compared to the moral excesses of the opposition, which must be aggressively prosecuted, with prejudice. 

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Friday, February 9, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 09 Feb 2024 - Nomophobia

 

Nomophobia

(aka "no mobile phone phobia") Increasingly, many people feel panic and anxiety when they have to brave the world without a phone immediately handy.  They experience a great degree of anxiety when they misplace their phone or have no network coverage.  These feelings of stress and uncertainty that come from the loss of connectedness are a leading cause of mental health issues for many.

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Thursday, February 8, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 08 Feb 2024 - Train Harder

 

Train Harder

Biological women concerned about personal competitiveness against other women should adjust their expectations and just train harder, or at least learn to "lose gracefully".  Responsible and caring athletes should place the burden of trans individuals' mental health and goals on their own shoulders, as the well-being of others is more important than their own.  Ministry of Truth officials stated that if athletes don't do those things, then they are being selfish and don't deserve to win anything.

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Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 07 Feb 2024 - Reporting Stylebook

 

Reporting Stylebook

The Ministry of Truth has published a guiding light for journalism which bans certain words and encourages journalists to be as precise and accurate as possible by using the approved Newspeak vocabulary.  For example, media influencers should reject descriptions such as "undocumented", because it is not precise (and is also harmful).  Such a person may have plenty of documents, just not the ones required for legal residence.  One should only use "illegal" to refer to an action, not a person, and should be cautious about describing people as having violated immigration laws without attribution. If required, they should describe how laws were violated and who determined the behavior to be unlawful.  Words matter! 

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Tuesday, February 6, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 06 Feb 2024 - Gender-sensitive Communication

 

Gender-sensitive Communication

The way we talk to others needs to be affirming and inclusive, according to the Institute for Gender Equality.  We must ban gendered phrases in all public discourse.  Examples include: "To boldly go where no man has gone before," "no man's land," or referring to inanimate objects (e.g. ships) with gendered names.  We need to move beyond a society where women are subject to invisibility or omission.  While opponents label this as absurd and utter madness, it is critical for societal progress, and violations should be punished appropriately.

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Monday, February 5, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 05 Feb 2024 - Natural Rights

 

Natural Rights

Fictional justification for personal and religious freedoms, and the source of rebellion against the governance of Big Brother.  Just as jellyfish and cockroaches have no "inalienable" rights, neither do people.  The only rights that exist are those granted by the benevolence of the State.

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Friday, February 2, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 02 Feb 2024 - Climate Friendly Areas

 

Climate Friendly Areas

Land areas reserved for socially-minded citizens who wish to coexist in harmony with nature and others by limiting transportation, employment, shopping, and housing choices to only sustainable options within the zone.  This reduces climate pollution, builds community, and promotes equitable land use planning outcomes.

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Thursday, February 1, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 01 Feb 2024 - Debanked

 

Debanked

Financial institutions have a societal responsibility to refuse to do business with enemies of Big Brother, or those who fail to meet their social responsibilities under Ministry of Truth expectations.  This applies to bigoted religious groups, opposition political groups, unacceptable business types, and other oppressive conservative organizations.  Surprisingly, this process is so underreported that even members of the media fail to recognize the term, accusing the opposition of referencing the term in ignorance.

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