Thursday, February 27, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Feb 2025 - Throwing Gold Bars Overboard

 

Throwing Gold Bars Overboard

As an insurance policy against the wrong candidate winning, government employees were encouraged to “Get the money out as fast as possible" before the new hostile administration came in, while denying and covering up the process.  Throwing billions at "justice" agendas, and shoveling boatloads more to like-minded nonprofits, should provide a buffer against a presidency hostile to our equity and social justice goals.

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Wednesday, February 26, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 26 Feb 2025 - Systemic Inflammation

 

Systemic Inflammation

High levels of anxiety and depression resulting from fear of deportation among immigrant communities (especially among Latinx young adults) .  Proposals are being accepted for government-funded studies that will show that the remedy is more political activism and anti-racism training.

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Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 25 Feb 2025 - Subway Safety

 

Subway Safety

A political leader of a large state declared that she has made subways safe again, hours after an involuntary immolation was perpetrated by a homeless migrant.  By prosecuting vigilante riders and providing National Guard observers, she claimed to have made public transit the safest mode of transportation for the masses.   

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Friday, February 21, 2025

Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 21 Feb 2025 - Voice Dysphoria

 

 Voice Dysphoria

The distress caused by a person’s voice not matching their gender identity, such as trans-women with deep voices.  Government funded researchers created gender-affirming voice training programs to affect opposite sex voice mimicry.  To better serve the Trans community, Big Brother has pushed the entirety of the administrative state to prioritize LGBT matters. 

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Thursday, February 20, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Feb 2025 - Protest Potpourri

 

Protest Potpourri

Why just have a protest with one limited topic, when you can have a bigger and better protest that is inclusive and diverse?  Protesting as a social activity is the new norm and gets young people out of Mom's house and engaged in something.

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Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 19 Feb 2025 - Trade Wars

 

Trade Wars

The new POTUS is hellbent on destroying the country, and our international relations, by insisting on "fair trade", using strong negotiation and sometimes by levying punitive tariffs and retaliation against those who refuse to submit.  This chaos and coercion will inevitably cause inflation, and higher prices too, damaging our economy and reputation as a world economic partner. 

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