Friday, March 29, 2024

Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 29 Mar 2024 - Good Morning

 

Good Morning

This potentially offensive greeting needs to be abolished, because of its antebellum roots, where slave owners mocked slaves who were mourning over lost babies.  Despite contrary claims that it is an innocent greeting not backed by historical facts, since it is their truth, others are obligated to not offend them.  Alternative greetings might be: 
  • How U doin'? 
  • Sending good vibes 
  • How did your protest go?
  • Blessings of the goddess to you

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Newspeak Dictionary Recent A-L M-Z FAQ

Thursday, March 28, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 28 Mar 2024 - Normalizing

 

Normalizing

Giving a platform to purveyors of misinformation, or other canceled individuals.  These thought-criminals must be marginalized and not legitimized in any way, such as by airing interviews, posting mostly uncensored news clips, or even allowing them to answer questions without interruption.  Members of the media who violate these journalistic standards will be roundly booed.

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Newspeak Dictionary Recent A-L M-Z FAQ

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Mar 2024 - Asymmetric Multiculturalism

 

Asymmetric Multiculturalism

The celebration of every patriotism except that of white colonialist Westerners, who must always be cast as the villains. Other kinds of conquest, anti-white racism, and forced migrations do not count, since they are justified as struggles against oppressors.  The root of all evil since the Stone Age -- everything wrong with the world --  is held to be the fault of anti-progressive white colonizers. 

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Newspeak Dictionary Recent A-L M-Z FAQ

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 26 Mar 2024 - Bloodbath

 

Bloodbath

Flexible Newspeak terms are used to either accurately describe actions or policies of political opponents, or to alternatively impute their worst motives and intentions in using them, regardless of context.  So, for example, when "bloodbath" is used by enemies of Big Brother, this is an unacceptable term, since it is obviously a call to violence and insurrection.  The Ministry of Truth is entrusted with the responsibility to correctly guide and interpret the usage of Newspeak, and to punish violations thereof. 

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Newspeak Dictionary Recent A-L M-Z FAQ

Monday, March 25, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 25 Mar 2024 - Wealth-based Detention

 

Wealth-based Detention

It is illegal and unjust to arrest or imprison people for unpaid fines, unless they have the resources to pay.  However, excessive fines for the rich are acceptable tools for punishments, as long as it leaves them eligible for incarceration.  This two-tiered system of justice in our country, in which a person’s income determines whether they walk free or whether they go to jail, needs to be applied equitably to all.

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Newspeak Dictionary Recent A-L M-Z FAQ

Friday, March 22, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 22 Mar 2024 - Nounself

 

Nounself

A form of self-assigned Neo-pronouns (generally non-gender specific) where a noun is used to replace a pronoun in self identification (e.g. star/starself for those who feel a celestial connection).  They are not to be confused with nicknames, as this is much deeper both personally and spiritually.

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Newspeak Dictionary Recent A-L M-Z FAQ

Thursday, March 21, 2024

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 21 Mar 2024 - Tracking

 

Tracking

A modern form of segregation used by non-progressive educators to group students based on their learning level and testing proficiency.  The Ministry of Truth has determined that all examples of tracking should be eliminated, since it is a form of "spirit murder" that is inflicted upon children of color via unreasonable and inequitable proficiency expectations.

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Newspeak Dictionary Recent A-L M-Z FAQ