Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 31 Mar 2025 - Handcuffed

 

Handcuffed

Abusive restraints used against innocent immigrants and pro-liberation protesters by masked agents of the regime.  This kind of degrading conduct should be reserved for political foes in midnight raids and grandmothers praying in front of women's health temples.

More info: 

• https://fortune.com/2025/03/27/turkish-doctoral-student-tufts-handcuffed-detained-masked-dhs-agents/
  

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 28 Mar 2025 - Liberal Makeover

 

Liberal Makeover

Some progressive womyn have been viciously attacked as having "MAGA makeup", so influencers are now helping them learn, "How not to do their makeup."  In the chaotic dating scene, and other social situations, mistakenly wearing "Republican makeup" hides their true liberal vibes, thereby attracting unwanted attention from manly MAGA men.  These sessions are positive, affirming, and prophylactic.

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3832893126337-after-getting-called-out-for-having-maga-makeup-this-woman-gave-herself-a-liberal-makeover-and-people-cannot-believe-the-results
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Mar 2025 - Law-abiding Illegals

 

Law-abiding Illegals

This is oxymoronic, since no person is illegal.  Sanctuary-bound officials vow to stand in the way of deportation efforts by the federal gestapo.  Even violent criminals who’ve been convicted and who are undocumented, should not be handed over for deportation, since they are often potentially productive citizens providing valuable services to the community.  Even under pain of arrest, local law enforcement is required to stand up for those law-abiding undocumented people, even if they have "technically" broken the law through 

• unauthorized entry and continued presence
• repurposing someone else's identity (e.g. SSN, birth certificate, etc.)
• creative tax refund filings
• other "so-called" abuses of social services and benefits

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3778333513628-pritzker-vows-to-stand-in-way-of-certain-trump-deportation-policies-protect-law-abiding-illegal-migrants
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 26 Mar 2025 - Editorial Injunction

 

Editorial Injunction

Media outlets that spread mis-, dis-, or mal-information do not have a right to irresponsibly post editorials that could embarrass or expose public officials.  Using the judicial pen, judges may require the removal or retraction of detrimental "free speech".  Restraining uncontrolled speech is the job of the judiciary if the other branches of government fail to act appropriately.

More info: 

• https://apnews.com/article/mississippi-newspaper-judge-editorial-removed-c0290c731da4e24799c0a62724f5da08
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 25 Mar 2025 - Bias Response Hotline

 

Bias Response Hotline

A communication avenue through which residents can report neighbors for noncriminal speech they find upsetting, facilitated by "trauma-informed operators”.  It allows residents to snitch if they identify as a victim, feel like they are one, or believe they are entitled to taxpayer-funded benefits.  Their "truth” is dutifully recorded as a “bias incident” by the Ministry of Love.  This in no way corrodes social trust by "turning neighbors against each other", but rather it is a way to re-align communities around common values.

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3778836772842-how-blue-states-creepy-snitch-lines-threaten-free-speech
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 24 Mar 2025 - Autopen

 

Autopen

To relieve Big Brother emeritus from the burden of mundane governing, reading briefings, and signing laws and directives, diligent staff persons have delegated authority to <redacted>, since they know what BB should do anyway even if he is unaware.

More info: 

• https://www.theblaze.com/news/autopen-used-on-official-docs-throughout-biden-presidency-including-on-pardons-while-he-vacationed
  

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 21 Mar 2025 - Trans-Mice

 

Trans-Mice

To preserve animal rights and their gender choices, the Ministry of Plenty shoveled out millions of research dollars to study how to create transgender animals such as mice, rats, and monkeys.  This is only possible because of groundbreaking experimentation on gender-confused youth, who have pioneered life-altering breast removals, castrations, sexual reassignment surgeries, and chemical transitions.  Researchers insist that these animals have given their full informed consent. 

More info: 

• https://mace.house.gov/media/in-the-news/icymi-10m-taxpayer-funds-spent-creating-transgender-animals-rep-nancy-mace
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Mar 2025 - Neutered Truth

 

Neutered Truth

Neutered Truth = To counter POTUS's so-called "truths", congressional disruptors are determined to "speak lies to his truth" (i.e. "True Lies").  His false truths include:

• Children are perfect just the way God made them !
• Men competing in women's sports is really unfair !
• Waste, Fraud, and Abuse in government spending should be eliminated !

As the electorally retired former Big Brother said, we should "choose (our) truth over facts".

More info: 

• https://californiaglobe.com/fr/california-dem-congresswoman-vows-to-continue-to-speak-lies-to-trumps-truth/
  
• "Truth" over Facts

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 19 Mar 2025 - Vulnerable Aliens

 

Vulnerable Aliens

The least among us should not be deported, and must be allowed permanent sanctuary by a compassionate society.  The following is a subset of criteria for "vulnerable people": 

• Anyone under 21 (or older than 60) who is already here
• Pregnant person or one seeking pregnancy medical services
• Someone who identifies as any non-cisgender sexual preference
• A victim/witness to a crime
• Anyone who has filed a nonfrivolous civil rights claim in court
• Anyone with a workplace claim
• A patient with a serious mental or physical illness or disability
• Anyone with fear of persecution (credible preferred)
• Limited English language proficiency, including citizens
• Those experiencing severe trauma, survivors of torture, or having experienced gender-based violence

More info: 

• https://www.foxnews.com/politics/illegal-aliens-lgbtq-non-english-speakers-may-not-detained-democrats-new-bill
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 18 Mar 2025 - Inseminated Person

 

Inseminated Person

Newspeak term for hurtful references to "mother" being promoted by a cheesy state governor.  Alternatively, "mother" can be swapped out for the phrase, "parent who gave birth to the child."  While claimed by haters to be "beyond parody", traditional sexist terms are offensive to trans-mothers, birthing persons, and chest feeders of all genders.  Modern science clearly establishes that there are more than two sexes (e.g. male and female), and clearly objective reality must conform to the individual's sexual and gender preferences.

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3824950878418-wisconsin-democratic-governor-proposes-replacing-mother-with-inseminated-person-in-state-law
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 17 Mar 2025 - WFA

 

WFA

Unproven claims of waste, fraud, and abuse by chainsaw wielding DOGE demolition teams.  Years of carefully laundered funding is now in danger of being lost forever, resulting in irreparable harm to progressive agenda's and their dedicated administrators and minions.

More info: 

• https://www.reformthekakistocracy.com/the-many-efforts-by-predecessors-of-doge-to-root-out-wfa/
  

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 14 Mar 2025 - Antinatal Movement

 

Antinatal Movement

The provocative liberal view that giving birth is morally wrong, especially by exploitative non-BIPOC people, and that humanity should go the way of the dinosaur to save the planet from infestation.  A vocal proponent bemoaned, “I didn’t ask to be born into this suffering", urging others to take action by suing their parents.  This growing philosophical movement has united human victims across the world, all bound by a shared desire to end human suffering.  As The Dread Pirate Roberts once said, "Life is pain, your highness!  Anyone who says differently is selling something."

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3832438432698-giving-birth-is-morally-wrong-the-rise-of-the-antinatal-movement-in-the-uk
  
• Life is pain

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 13 Mar 2025 - IAQ

 

IAQ

Immigration Alien Queries are an unacceptable invasion of migrant privacy.  These can return information on migrants without legal status including civil deportation letters or even warrants for their arrest.  This is profoundly unjust and potentially harmful to their future applications for permanent residency status.  It is inconceivable that fingerprints and other biometric information could be used to reveal their identity and status to immigrant enforcers, who might then hunt them down and deport them.

More info: 

• http://stevenlanger.com/iaq-immigration-alien-query/
  
• https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-sheriff-says-ice-partnership-only-beginning-illegal-migrant-crackdown

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 12 Mar 2025 - Gulf of America

 

Gulf of America

Map revisions by colonialist, white supremacist leaders (such as renaming oceans or mountains) must be resisted by the media outlets of the Ministry of Truth.  Once a location, team, or holiday receives a designation representing an oppressed class or person, there are no take backs allowed.  Names should never be used to promote anti-woke agendas.

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/knewz-1594593/3832845504103-cnn-dealt-a-reality-check-over-gulf-of-america
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 11 Mar 2025 - First Buddy

 

First Buddy

The unelected, unconfirmed, supreme tech support, and chainsaw wielding head of unconstitutional D.O.G.E., who is a personal friend of POTUS.

More info: 

• https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/trump-inauguration-president-2025/card/spotlight-on-elon-musk-trump-s-first-buddy--2pb9J1UkFyLuPLfLtamW
  

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Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 10 Mar 2025 - Paddle Protests

 

Paddle Protests

Mostly peaceful activity involving spontaneously waving mostly black protest signs during official proceedings, instead of sitting silently, stone-faced, and not clapping for anything, under pain of disapproval by the party (and the M of T).  This meme-worthy sensation was used to repeatedly flash POTUS, trying to get under his skin.  They believe to have succeeded in being like a blaring car alarm that people can't ignore.

More info: 

• https://www.thedailybeast.com/dems-mocked-for-bingo-trump-protest-signs-as-memes-go-viral/
  

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 07 Mar 2025 - Human Composting

 

Human Composting

State sanctioned process of converting bodies into soil, known as natural organic reduction.  It is a more sustainable alternative to cremation, which requires fossil fuels and releases carbon dioxide.

More info: 

• https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/03/22/1240080757/the-ultimate-green-burial-human-composting-lets-you-replenish-the-earth-after-de
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 06 Mar 2025 - Weaponized Free Speech

 

Weaponized Free Speech

A media spokesperson for the Ministry of Truth made the amazing observation that uncontrolled "free speech" has been responsible for things like WW2 genocides, takeovers by dictators, and many other bad things.  To combat this dangerous idea from the far right, we need to adopt European-style approaches to censorship, crushing unbounded free speech and censoring ordinary citizens who might spread misinformation.

More info: 

• https://www.foxnews.com/media/cbs-host-blasted-bonkers-claim-nazi-germany-weaponized-free-speech
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 05 Mar 2025 - FAFO

 

FAFO

Obscene utterance that implies that Fooling Around with the Big Dog will end badly by Finding Out that there are significant consequences.  Agents of the Ministry of Truth are confused by this acronym, since they don't understand what this has to do with fracking.  They encourage their loyalists to continue playing resistance games, since the courts will protect them from stupid prizes.

More info: 

• https://www.newsweek.com/what-does-fafo-mean-trumps-message-colombia-goes-viral-2021284
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Mar 2025 - Repatriation Hugs

 

Repatriation Hugs

Countries need to welcome back expats being unceremoniously returned to their homeland.  Programs, like Mexico te abraza, are needed to hug these brave sojourners as they are forced to start over in their escape against poverty, prison, crime, and oppression. 

More info: 

• https://www.alianzaamericas.org/tool/what-measures-does-the-mexico-te-abraza-plan-include-to-support-its-deported-or-repatriated-population
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 03 Mar 2025 - Chainsaw

 

Chainsaw

The new administration is coming in like a wrecking ball to our cherished institutions and values.  "How dare they" make slashing cuts and smash the status quo of compliance to the dictates of the Ministry of Truth.  Outrage protests are just the start, doing it D.O.G.G.I. style.

More info: 

• https://www.reuters.com/world/us/elon-musk-wields-chainsaw-conservative-gathering-gift-argentinas-milei-2025-02-21/
  

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