Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 14 Nov 2024 - Content Moderation

 

Content Moderation

According to a former Ministry of Peace secretary, it is the federal government's duty to regulate social media.  Failure of the Ministry of Love to take national action and enforcement will result in total loss of control of the Ministry of Truth's information and propaganda machines.  Social media companies need "guardrails" implemented so that they can't allow misinformation to be spread without consequences.  Individuals who freely speak lies or promote unchecked facts, should be civilly or criminally charged, depending on the severity of the offense. 

More info: 

• https://nypost.com/2024/10/06/us-news/hillary-clinton-warns-that-allowing-free-speech-on-social-media-means-we-lose-control/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 13 Nov 2024 - Coping Spaces

 

Coping Spaces

Because of the recent traumatic election events, stressed and distraught students need "phone free" safe spaces to chill and decompress with mindfulness activities like coloring, finger painting, guided meditation sessions, and playing with Legos, fidget tools, and therapy ducks.  In these challenging times, the mental health of students must take priority over deadlines, formal classes, and tests.

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3663133230212-universities-create-coping-spaces-for-students-with-election-stress
  
• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3666655842399-universities-come-under-fire-for-canceling-classes-providing-safe-spaces-to-students-upset-by-trump-s-victory

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 12 Nov 2024 - Assassination Normalization

 

Assassination Normalization

Near miss attempts on the life of known "threats to democracy" and soon to be "dictators" are generally less newsworthy than stories about immigrant oppression and spreading hurtful lies about pets.  Sadly these unfortunate "events" are expected consequences brought on by their own extreme rhetoric.  Even though the antichrist is no longer simply a candidate, it is good enough that he is "mostly safe".

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Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 11 Nov 2024 - Disaster Bias

 

Disaster Bias

Federal emergency management supervisors need to (secretly) ensure deprioritization of aid distribution to supporters of the fascist opposition leader.  Aid must go first to the deserving voting demographics, with the dregs to the undeserving.  If publicly exposed, sadly leading to unfair terminations, promotions to media positions or humanitarian leadership positions are assured.

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3668475435709-fema-official-who-allegedly-told-workers-to-avoid-florida-homes-with-trump-signs-fired-report

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update 11 Nov 2024 - Animal Rights

 

Animal Rights

All creatures deserve to live lives free from human interference and subjugation.  Oppressed beings, such as pets, rescued squirrels, and caged chickens, will be humanely liberated from their intolerable circumstances, and ethically euthanized as an example to their terrorist captors.  Unannounced armed raids and arrests by the Ministry of Love provide punishment and deterrents to these intolerant acts of abuse.

More info:   

• https://nypost.com/2024/11/02/us-news/caretaker-of-peanut-the-squirrelreeling-over-five-hour-raid-of-his-house/

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Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 08 Nov 2024 - Therapy Duck

 

Therapy Duck

Vulnerable college students need comfort when confronted with the reality that other voters don't view the world the same way that they do.  Responsible administrators need to respond in support by providing comfort animals (e.g. such as Quacktavious the Therapy Duck, baby goats, and dogs).  These self-care safe spaces promote well-being and reduce anxiety in traumatized students, especially when a mostly peaceful protest has not yet been organized. 

More info:  

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3666655842399-universities-come-under-fire-for-canceling-classes-providing-safe-spaces-to-students-upset-by-trump-s-victory

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 08 Nov 2024 - Sell-By Dates

 

Sell-By Dates

To prevent food waste, the Ministry of Plenty is now banning confusing food dates (just in some states - for now) that are claimed to be just marketing ploys and have nothing to do with food safety.  Going forward, all date labels on food will need to be state sanctioned, with slogans like “Best if Used By” (for recommended peak quality) or “Use By” (for too old to safely consume).  It is claimed that this will reduce food waste, save consumers money, and fight climate change too (really)!

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3619514139711-california-just-became-the-first-state-to-ban-sell-by-dates

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