Monday, August 14, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 14 Aug 2023 - Biden Brand

 

Biden Brand

Alleged marketing campaign never used to raise investment contributions, arrange board memberships & exorbitant salaries, or lend interest free loans based solely on the brand.  All such funds not raised in this manner, would never be laundered through multiple shell corporations, nor be distributed to white-privileged family members of Big Brother, since that would not be equitable. 

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Friday, August 11, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 11 Aug 2023 - Incentives

 

Incentives

Bribes, threats, coercion, and punishment of citizens (or foreign leaders) by which the Ministry of Love forces compliance with the dictates of Big Brother.

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Thursday, August 10, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 10 Aug 2023 - Language Justice Theory

 

Language Justice Theory

Instructional content which challenges the racializing language ideology of colonialism.  Students and job applicants must be able to show how they have included equity, diversity, and inclusion in their personal life, social media posts, and academic research and writing. 

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Wednesday, August 9, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 09 Aug 2023 - Miscarriage of Justice

 

Miscarriage of Justice

When the outcome of a trial doesn't align with progressive narratives, possibly because riots and protests failed to successfully influence the verdict (or extra juror votes weren't found soon enough).  Clearly the oppressors are always guilty, and the oppressed are unjustly treated by the system, as shown by the approved facts reported by the Ministry of Truth outlets. 

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 09 Aug 2023 - Beer Czar

 

Beer Czar

In solidarity with other nearby socialist countries, this Ministry of Love official may restrict alcohol consumption by citizens -- for the greater good.  It is simply inconceivable that those who identify as men would need more than 2 beers a week, while those who do not identify as gender male would never need more than just 1 weekly indulgence.  A grace period for this health "recommendation" may be instituted to allow public acclimation and acceptance, before official enforcement begins.  Excess social lubrication at official Ministry events exempted, of course. 

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Tuesday, August 8, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 08 Aug 2023 - National Sports Teams

 

National Sports Teams

Sports teams composed of anti-national activists, with a proper balance of arrogance, whose goal is to promote Ministry of Truth goals via virtue signaling, not simply athletic performance.  Winning is not the goal, since everyone deserves a trophy, higher pay, and their moment in the spotlight. 

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 08 Aug 2023 - Minivan Taliban

 

Minivan Taliban

Parents who dare to get involved with children's education are a danger to the educational goals of the Ministry of Truth, and must be silenced and ignored.  These are not "their" kids, but rather are our future subjects.

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