Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 31 Aug 2023 - Gender Affirmation

 

Gender Affirmation

The Ministry of Love views as criminals guilty of child abuse and neglect, parents who refuse to affirm their child's innate, immutable sexual orientation or chosen gender identity.  To protect the child's rights, parental rights are declared to be null and void, and are granted by the State only to those in good standing.  This is preferable anyway, since children belong to the State, and official Ministry of Truth educators need to shield kids from the prying eyes of their thought-criminal parents. 

More info:   

• https://www.foxnews.com/politics/virginia-state-lawmaker-introduce-bill-making-it-crime-parents-not-affirm-their-lgbt-child

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 30 Aug 2023 - Situational Activism

 

Situational Activism

Apply selective outrage when it is advantageous to Ministry of Truth goals, while ignoring more egregious instances that don't support the preferred social political agenda.

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Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 29 Aug 2023 - Rights

 

Rights

Actions allowed, freedoms permitted, or anything else given by the powerful, since it is evident that there are no endowed inalienable rights that come from Nature's hypothetical god, and thus can be revoked as necessary for the good of the people.

More info:   

• https://reproductiverights.org/supreme-court-takes-away-right-to-abortion/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 28 Aug 2023 - Bias Requirements

 

Bias Requirements

Ideological purity tests for Ministry of Love enforcement officers, which vet candidates for involvement with unsanctioned activities or hate groups.  Red flags include: 

• Association with the anti-choice patriarchy 
• Conservative Christian church membership
• Hateful speech which questions equity agendas
• Whistleblowing against the Ministries or Big Brother
• Extreme nationalist semi-fascists who vote for the wrong candidates.  

More info:   

• https://www.dailysignal.com/2022/10/24/new-california-laws-will-create-ideological-purity-test-police-banning-ties-hate-bias-critics-say

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 25 Aug 2023 - Minor Attracted People

 

Minor Attracted People

MAPS is an affirming term for those pejoratively called pedophiles, with evil connotations implied.  This disparaged demographic has long been wrongfully accused of being child abusers and sexual predators, just for their poor life choices and how they feel.  As this is not explicitly deemed morally wrong by the Ministry of Truth, hatred and social stigmatization of this persecuted demographic is considered hate speech. Participation in public events is highly encouraged.

More info: 

• https://www.pennlive.com/news/2022/08/prison-sex-therapist-defends-pedophiles-as-minor-attracted-persons-outraging-victim-advocates.html

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 24 Aug 2023 - Lawfare

 

Lawfare

Using the Ministry of Love to prosecute a legal war against Big Brother's political opponents, including their legal representatives and supporters.  These accused criminals forfeit all rights to attorney-client privilege, protection from general search and seizure warrants, and so-called  "constitutional" privacy rights (e.g. violation of private communications, persons, and personal property). 

More info:   

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawfare

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 23 Aug 2023 - Consumer Reparations

 

Consumer Reparations

Organized pillaging of capitalist businesses and homes of the rich, intentionally unpunished by the Ministry of Love, to redistribute goods and services equitably.

More info:  

• https://abc7.com/flash-mob-robbery-shoplifting-smash-and-grab-retail-theft/13650590/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 22 Aug 2023 - Indigenous People

 

Indigenous People

Minority groups whose residency statute of limitations has expired or is unknown, with broad claims on land ownership, financial reparations owed, or other rights (to be named at a later date), which need to be taken back from those deemed to have shorter ancestral residency.

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 21 Aug 2023 - Songs of Silence

 

Songs of Silence

Offensive songs, even by popular groups, shall be purged from the collective consciousness.  Not even classic rock, country, and rap music can escape the woke filters of the media in support of the Ministry of Truth. To protect freedom of expression and to promote good progressive morals, topics such as 

• body shaming
• racist/patriotic imagery
• heteronormative or sexist beauty ideals 
• anti-wokeness
• crime-think 

are banned, while allowing social justice themes like lurid rap lyrics and sexualized acts of all proclivities. 

More info:   

• https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12424449/amp/We-woke-Classic-Queen-song-Fat-Bottomed-Girls-mysteriously-dropped-groups-new-Greatest-Hits-collection.html
  
• https://www.deseret.com/2023/7/19/23800474/cmt-jason-aldeans-try-that-small-town 

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 18 Aug 2023 - Holistic Review

 

Holistic Review

A cornerstone of non-race-based admissions programs in progressive institutions.  It takes into consideration important factors like applicant's unique lived experiences, the organization's equity mission and goals, personal intersectional factors, and group historical oppression, while deprioritizing biased and discriminatory standardized tests, which dehumanize applicants based on mere test results.  Clearly, this does not "unconstitutionally" use race as a factor in determining eligibility (wink wink). 

More info:   

• https://professionals.collegeboard.org/pdf/understanding-holistic-review-he-admissions.pdf

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 17 Aug 2023 - Journalism

 

Journalism

Ministry of Truth approved media sources are expected to protect the official narratives, and to destroy illegitimate sources which don't support the current Truth.  Because unapproved outlets can damage Ministry goals, or encourage opposition to them, these tools are approved for the fight: 

• Ignore, deny, label false, or debunked as needed
• Claim disinformation and refuse to debate it
• Cover up unfavorable information to protect allies by hiding smoking guns and uncomfortable fake news
• Cancel non-compliant reporters, as needed
• Gaslight by insisting that what is apparent to the ignorant, is actually not true when viewed appropriately 

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 16 Aug 2023 - Criminal Misinformation

 

Criminal Misinformation

It is an indictable speech offense to spread falsehoods that mislead citizens through the use of erroneous narratives, promotion of thought-crimes, or expressing unacceptable opinions.  To maintain the safety and stability of our society, the Ministry of Love must pursue and punish those who dare to challenge the Ministry of Truth or Big Brother's rule.

More info:   

• https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/analysis-opinion/government-shouldnt-be-barred-countering-false-information

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 15 Aug 2023 - Passport Bros

 

Passport Bros

Thought-criminals who engage in the forbidden activity of traveling overseas to find like-minded brides to marry, and then to bring back to infiltrate our utopian society.  These traitors have a responsibility to find eligible women in their own country, who share Ministry of Truth values, and who will allow their children to be raised as good citizens of the state. 

More info: 

• https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/what-is-a-passport-bro-tiktokers-spark-debate-as-they-travel-the-world-to-date-women-2187617/
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 14 Aug 2023 - Biden Brand

 

Biden Brand

Alleged marketing campaign never used to raise investment contributions, arrange board memberships & exorbitant salaries, or lend interest free loans based solely on the brand.  All such funds not raised in this manner, would never be laundered through multiple shell corporations, nor be distributed to white-privileged family members of Big Brother, since that would not be equitable. 

More info:  

• https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/joe-biden-brand-tested-family-hunter-biden-republican-attacks-rcna98063

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 11 Aug 2023 - Incentives

 

Incentives

Bribes, threats, coercion, and punishment of citizens (or foreign leaders) by which the Ministry of Love forces compliance with the dictates of Big Brother.

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 10 Aug 2023 - Language Justice Theory

 

Language Justice Theory

Instructional content which challenges the racializing language ideology of colonialism.  Students and job applicants must be able to show how they have included equity, diversity, and inclusion in their personal life, social media posts, and academic research and writing. 

More info: 

• https://www.foxnews.com/us/maryland-university-lists-anti-racist-activism-preferred-qualification-student-writing-tutor-job

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 09 Aug 2023 - Miscarriage of Justice

 

Miscarriage of Justice

When the outcome of a trial doesn't align with progressive narratives, possibly because riots and protests failed to successfully influence the verdict (or extra juror votes weren't found soon enough).  Clearly the oppressors are always guilty, and the oppressed are unjustly treated by the system, as shown by the approved facts reported by the Ministry of Truth outlets. 

More info:  

• https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12380411/Kai-Cenat-riot-NYC-mayor-Eric-Adams-suggests-outside-agitators-involved-Union-Square-mass-brawl-broke-YouTuber-announced-PS5-giveaway.html

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 09 Aug 2023 - Beer Czar

 

Beer Czar

In solidarity with other nearby socialist countries, this Ministry of Love official may restrict alcohol consumption by citizens -- for the greater good.  It is simply inconceivable that those who identify as men would need more than 2 beers a week, while those who do not identify as gender male would never need more than just 1 weekly indulgence.  A grace period for this health "recommendation" may be instituted to allow public acclimation and acceptance, before official enforcement begins.  Excess social lubrication at official Ministry events exempted, of course. 

More info: 

• https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-alcohol-czar-says-us-may-follow-canada-limit-beers-two-week

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 08 Aug 2023 - National Sports Teams

 

National Sports Teams

Sports teams composed of anti-national activists, with a proper balance of arrogance, whose goal is to promote Ministry of Truth goals via virtue signaling, not simply athletic performance.  Winning is not the goal, since everyone deserves a trophy, higher pay, and their moment in the spotlight. 

More info: 

• https://www.marist.edu/w/news-protesting-the-national-anthem-disrespectful-or-an-expression-of-freedom-  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 08 Aug 2023 - Minivan Taliban

 

Minivan Taliban

Parents who dare to get involved with children's education are a danger to the educational goals of the Ministry of Truth, and must be silenced and ignored.  These are not "their" kids, but rather are our future subjects.

More info:   

• https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Minivan%20Taliban
  
• https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2023/07/checking-in-with-the-minivan-taliban

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