Coward
A person unwilling to stand up to those opposed to Ministry of Truth Common Sense™ goals.
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Wednesday, March 31, 2021
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 13 Mar 2021 - Citizen
Citizen
Anyone who can get into America and claim their fair share.
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Tuesday, March 30, 2021
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 30 Mar 2021 - Fair Trial
Fair Trial
Outcome matches Ministry of Truth outlets' social justice narratives, and counter-narrative results are proof of systemic unfairness.
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Saturday, March 27, 2021
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Mar 2021 - Lie
Lie
Rhetorical tool used to manipulate others and further Big Brother's goals with subjective truth claims.
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Friday, March 26, 2021
Wednesday, March 24, 2021
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 28 Mar 2021 - Gender Neutral Language
Gender Neutral Language
Preferred words that cannot be understood by the being being discussed to be offensive to the being's perceived sexual identity.
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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 24 Mar 2021 - Common Sense™ Gun Reform
Common Sense™ Gun Reform
Restrict legal gun access and use, with the promise that criminals will stop using guns to commit crimes.
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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 24 Mar 2021 - Common Sense™
Common Sense™
Ministry of Truth approved rules and regulations.
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Tuesday, March 23, 2021
Monday, March 22, 2021
Sunday, March 21, 2021
Saturday, March 20, 2021
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Mar 2021 - Me Too Movement
Me Too Movement
Believe all sexual assault victims, no questions asked. (Ministry Members exempt).
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Friday, March 19, 2021
Thursday, March 18, 2021
Tuesday, March 16, 2021
Monday, March 15, 2021
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 15 Mar 2021 - Nuclear Family
Nuclear Family
Radioactive hierarchical structure that indoctrinates children with cultural stereotypes and values.
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Sunday, March 14, 2021
Friday, March 12, 2021
Thursday, March 11, 2021
Wednesday, March 10, 2021
The Next Offensive Things to Cancel
The Next Offensive Things to Cancel
In the spirit of sarcasm, trying to help out the Left's purge
Since it is in vogue to cancel anything that could possibly be offensive to someone, we thought we'd compile a list to help grease the skids.
- Cheerios - Because they are White and Happy
- Hulu Hoops - Denigrates Hawaiian culture
- Lucky Charms - Mocks Irish leprechauns and magical beliefs. Also need to cancel the Notre Dame mascot too!
- Fruit Loops and Looney Tunes - Shamefully makes mental illness look fun.
- Saturday Morning Cartoons of the 60s-80s - They glorify violence and conflicts.
- 12 Disciples of Jesus - Patriarchal mono-cultural group of radicals claiming Jesus is the Only Way
- Laws of Gravity and Newton - Discovered by a white man and is a real downer.
- Helio-centrism and Copernicus - Causes distress for those who think everything revolves around them
- Milk - White racist drink, produced by involuntary servitude of an oppressed species.
- Chopsticks - Should be banned for cultural appropriation. It is offensive and stereotypical, as is the piano version of Chopsticks.
- Christmas (secular) - Marginalizes those who are oppressed by imperialist Capitalism.
- Christmas (religious) - Exclusivist celebration of the birth of a judgmental God.
- Thanksgiving - Racist Western celebration of taking advantage of native Americans.
- Fireworks - Wasteful militaristic displays that are environmentally irresponsible.
- Smartphones - Made with forced overseas labor and full of toxically created materials. The direct cause of much harassment and intimidation on the Internet.
- Electric Car Batteries - Principally recharged with non-renewable resources. They also cause much environmental damage in their creation and after their useful lifetime.
- Bacon - Not kosher. Involuntarily cured from its original state, and involves bloody animal sacrifice. It is offensive to Spider Pig, Wilbur, and Peppa Pig lovers
- Birdfeeders - They promote invasive species and disrupt natural ecosystems, causing human dependence for enjoyment purposes
- Cats - They don't respect boundaries, kill native species, and assert dominance over all other species. Require forced sterilization to control population.
- Bicycles - Discriminatory toward non-binary gendered kids and those with coordination challenges.
- Jokes - By definition, they are generally offensive to someone or something.
- Sin, Evil, & Darkness - These terms offensively imply that something needs to be cleaned and made "White as snow"
- Traditional Family - Consists of non-inclusive hierarchical structure that indoctrinates children with cultural stereotypes and values.
- Candy - Many are offensively named: Smarties, Airheads, Payday, 3 Musketeers, Milk Duds, Almond Joy/Mounds, Nerds, Runts, Slo Poke, Sugar Daddy, Swedish Fish, Bazooka Bubble gum, Black Cow, Black Jack gum, Dum Dums, Good and Plenty, Warheads, ...
I would like to think that this is a satirical attempt at mocking the ridiculous extremes we've seen in the last few years, but I fear that some of these may be prophetic. Time will tell.
Tuesday, March 9, 2021
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 09 Mar 2021 - Virtue Signaling
Virtue Signaling
Actions approved by the 4 Ministries to show how caring a person is.
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Sunday, March 7, 2021
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 07 Mar 2021 - Grading
Grading
Unjust white supremacist system of judging students based on quality, not effort or participation.
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Saturday, March 6, 2021
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 06 Mar 2021 - White Nationalist
White Nationalist
Privileged citizen of the United States unwilling to dismantle, or even acknowledge, its racist foundational core.
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Thursday, March 4, 2021
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Mar 2021 - Cancel Culture
Cancel Culture
Unified effort to maintain purity and uniformity of thought in line with Ministry of Truth guidelines.
See also Cancelled and Cancelled Cartoons
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Wednesday, March 3, 2021
How Far Will We Go?
How Far Will We Go?
(In honor of the cancellation of Dr. Seuss)
We can cancel a book or silence a blog
We can redefine words or wipe out a job
We can purge all of history, its statues and docs
We can re-tell our truths while still in our socks
We can walk with Big Brother and Newspeak all day
We can lose all our freedoms and have justice delayed
How far will we go when we get to the end?
What must we not say, which thoughts must we end?
We can have a New Deal to make the world green again
We can see weather change and claim crisis at hand
We can stop all the gas, all the jobs, all the coal
We can make it all green, no matter the toll
We can drive from the mountains down to the sea
We can power our cars with free gravity
How far will we go when we get to the end?
Will the future be bright, or bring darkness again?
We can spend without limits for the future to pay
We can limit their reach so they have no say
We can open the doors and let everyone in
We can give freely to all, except those from within
How far will we go when we get to the end?
It doesn't much matter how big we can spend.
We can change what it means to have sex or a race
We can shut down all laughs or be put in our place
We can signal our virtue by masking or speech
We can make it so girls cannot freely compete
We can demand equity, fairness, and love, as a start
We can judge others by color, but not of their heart
How far will we go when we get to the end?
Are we confused yet? Don't want to offend.
We can all become woke and feel good to ourselves
We can all just do something but make sure we compel
We can redefine words like truth, gender, and justice
We can have civil discourse, but just to affirm us
How far will we go when we get to the end?
They say Right is Wrong, for you but not me.
We can say cops are bad and injustice abounds
We can defund and mock them until trouble surrounds
We can riot and protest for public display
We can decry the violence should things not go our way
We can be run by Ministries: Peace, Love, Plenty, and Truth
We can bow to our betters, watch our rights be removed
How far will we go when we get to the end?
Will we have peace or division again?
We can see the whole world through progressive eyes
We can choose not to see all the media lies
We can have unity and live as we're taught
We can purge all dissent and have uniform thought
We can be entertained by Netflix and bread
We can be empty inside and lonely instead
How far will we go when we get to the end?
We need to keep busy, but can I visit my friends?
How far will we go when we get to the end?
I fear we don't know. I guess it depends.
Tuesday, March 2, 2021
Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 02 Mar 2021 - Sex
Sex
Non-binary gender characteristic, stereotype, orientation, identity, mannerism, or medical condition independent of genetics or assignment at birth.
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