Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 31 Oct 2023 - Fake Spiderwebs

 

Fake Spiderwebs

Holiday decorating with trans-arachnid webbing is horribly dangerous for wildlife, posing life-threatening entanglements and dangers to small urban wildlife.  These webs can entangle hummingbirds, owls, bugs, butterflies, bees and other cute small critters, resulting in the animals dying of injury, starvation, or predation.  Also, synthetic spider web decorations are made with environmentally unjust plastic-based materials that aren’t biodegradable.  So instead, "Let spiders build real webs."  

More info:   

• https://www.kidsnews.com.au/environment/the-warnings-against-using-fake-spider-webs-for-halloween/news-story/2556ae96cb859aadc190895eb1534251

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 30 Oct 2023 - Doxing

 

Doxing

Sharing personal info publicly (such as addresses or employers), to shame, bully, or punish.  It can be used to hold public and private officials accountable by exposing hateful speech, actions, or beliefs.  Doxing should be done only to enemies of Big Brother (or Ministry of Truth thought-criminals), but is totally unjustified against innocent speakers of their truth, who could be intimidated into silence from protesting or participating in liberation activities.  Inappropriately used, it is considered to be harassment, punishable by the Ministry of Love.

More info: 

• https://abcnews.go.com/International/doxxing-campaign-pro-palestinian-college-students-ramps/story?id=104141630

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Oct 2023 - Maiden America

 

Maiden America

A "Two-word" term used sagely by our elder Big Brother.  To date it is unclear how to interpret this prophetic utterance, but many believe it to refer to potential birthing people who self-identify as young, unwed activists.  Stay tuned. 

More info:   

• https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/biden-gaffe-two-words-made-in-america

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Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 26 Oct 2023 - Safer Streets Act

 

Safer Streets Act

To protect both cis- and transgender street workers, a right to loiter without police intervention was enacted by the Ministry of Love.  This protects the right to solicit for business, openly display wares, redistribute property, and engage in consensual financial transactions without disproportionately impacting minorities.  We are assured that the lack of arrests has resulted in dramatically reduced crime rates.

More info:   

• https://www.topworldnewstoday.com/g-string-clad-prostitutes-prowl-san-diego-streets-families-businesses-forced-to-scramble/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 25 Oct 2023 - Exhilaration

 

Exhilaration 

Joyous excitement and energizing celebration by leading Ministry of Truth diversity, equity, and inclusion re-educators, upon hearing of the successful retaliatory attacks by oppressed people against their Zionist occupiers.  These freedom fighters are cheered for their reign of vengeance, through the jihadist sword, upon all civilian combatants found, regardless of age, gender, disability, or level of resistance.

More info:  

• https://www.foxnews.com/us/ivy-league-school-slammed-professor-calls-israel-attack-exhilarating-much-deeper-problem

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 24 Oct 2023 - Love

 

Love

a) Love is Love, and can only be judged by those involved.  But all Love must be conditional, based on full acceptance of personal choices, otherwise it is Hate.  Love has no condemnation, no archaic concepts of sin, and no responsibility for past wrong actions.  Love always endures, until it is no longer mutually fulfilling.  But as a great singer/philosopher once sang, learning to Love oneself is the greatest Love of all. 

b) Unconditional acceptance and non-judgment of a person's views and choices

More info:  

• https://iheartintelligence.com/true-love-only-comes-as-result-of-true-acceptance/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 23 Oct 2023 - Fog of War

 

Fog of War

Often during armed conflicts, the truth is hard to discern.  So when in doubt, Ministry of Truth outlets should immediately trust and disseminate the oppressed party's truths, via reports with explosive stories that expose the oppressive aggressor's war crimes and tarnish their moral standing.  Corrections to "accidental" misreporting can be made silently, to minimize damage to the outlet's reputation and mission.

More info:   

• https://forward.com/culture/565726/gaza-hospital-bombing-israel-hamas-war-misinformation/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Oct 2023 - Environmental Rights

 

Environmental Rights

Big Brother has decreed that everyone has a fundamental, guaranteed right to a clean and healthful environment, at any cost.  This guarantees the right to sue companies, to petition government agencies, and to pursue compensation for any threats or contamination of their personal life bubbles.  This includes potential mental harm caused by climate anxiety or worry about scientific doomsday declarations.

More info:  

• https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/14/us/montana-kids-win-climate-trial/index.html

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 19 Oct 2023 - Don't

 

Don't

Political doctrine espoused by Big Brother:  Don't attack us, please.  Don't let a good crisis go to waste.  Don't stop spending.  Don't build walls or pipelines.  Don't escalate.  Don't use nukes or nuclear power. Don't make us great again.  Don't use fossil fuel.  Don't drive gas cars.  Don't stop inflation.  Don't stop crime. Don't support parents.  Don't be a world leader.  Don't stumble or trip. Don't take unscripted questions.  Don't debate. Don't own guns. Don't allow disinformation.  Don't question Big Brother.  And finally, Don't ever let go of power!

More info:   

• https://www.mediaite.com/news/dont-biden-tells-60-minutes-his-message-on-iran-hezbollah-involvement-in-israel-hamas-war-is-dont-dont-dont/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 17 Oct 2023 - Extra Credit Opportunities

 

Extra Credit Opportunities

College educators encourage student activism by offering grade credits for participation in "Emergency Teach-In" events and writing short papers on their experiences.  Opportunities include: 

• celebrating freedom fighter victories
• attending or participating in drag queen story hours
• protesting book banning at school board meetings
• joining "mostly-peaceful" racial justice protests
• shutting down campus speakers who are thought-criminals.

More info:  

• https://www.campusreform.org/article?id=24149

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 16 Oct 2023 - Best and Brightest

 

Best and Brightest

In a candid moment of insight, a political leader spoke their truth.  "America is not sending their best and brightest, you know, to Washington, D.C.," opined this top debater and rising progressive star, who has completely overcome his stroke-induced cognitive disabilities to lead reforms in Senate dress codes.

More info:   

• https://www.dailydot.com/debug/john-fetterman-colbert/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 13 Oct 2023 - Involuntary Camping

 

Involuntary Camping

By decree of the Ministry of Love, anyone found sleeping on city streets is clearly doing so involuntarily if there is no room in public-run homeless shelters, even if they have other options.  These people have a constitutional right to be protected from the "cruel and unusual punishment" of being fined or arrested for violating the law because "they can't help it".  A compassionate society has a duty to provide accommodations for all who say they need it.  To prevent future "involuntariness", the obligation exists for handing out basic income, food, phones, and even free cab rides for the intoxicated.

More info:   

• https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/supreme-court-decision-could-help-us-take-back-our-cities 

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 12 Oct 2023 - Resistance Fighters

 

Resistance Fighters

Laudable groups fighting for religious freedom and justice by rape, mutilation, and beheading of babies, young girls, and elderly women.  To achieve complete victory over the occupiers and their enablers (the "Little and Big Satan"), it is completely justified to target and kidnap noncombatants, to parade their dead bodies, to send videos of executions to family members, and to massacre decadent partiers.  However, it is unfortunate that videos and eyewitness accounts of these events are being taken out of context and misrepresented as terrorist acts by irresponsible journalists and politicians.  The Ministry of Truth encourages public protests, flags of support, and events to celebrate victories over the enemy.   

See also Terrorists.  

More info:   

• https://www.adl.org/resources/blog/students-justice-palestine-endorses-terrorism-and-dismantling-zionism-plans-day

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 11 Oct 2023 - Shoplifter Protection Act

 

Shoplifter Protection Act

Defending the rights of irregular customers to receive products from their chosen retailers without having to go through the often burdensome financial process.  For community safety, the Ministry of Love forbids confronting or stopping retail property redistributors.  They should be virtually immune from harmful criminal prosecution, not be required to post bail if improperly arrested, and be paid reparations for their time and effort to bring about social justice.  It is the shoplifters, not the store owners, who are the real victims.

More info:   

• https://reformcalifornia.org/news/california-wants-to-make-it-illegal-to-confront-shoplifters

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 10 Oct 2023 - XX Day

 

XX Day

The tenth day of the tenth month has been declared by thought-criminals as "Real Women's Day," an exclusionary national holiday which claims to celebrate bio-women.  This is in direct opposition to Ministry of Truth approved science.  Proponents based this declaration on obsolete 20th century views of biology, instead of current revelations.

More info:   

• https://www.sportskeeda.com/swimming/news-we-need-day-honor-real-women-women-xx-chromosomes-riley-gaines-declares-october-10-real-women-s-day

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 09 Oct 2023 - Foreign Aid

 

Foreign Aid

Unlimited funds for emergency aid supporting countries led by friends and business partners of Big Brother, while criticizing and expressing only tacit support for nationalist "allies".  These apartheid states are not in step with the global Ministry agenda, so are only grudgingly granted emergency funds to appease political donors and liberal voting blocks, contingent upon de-escalation of force against justified armed protests.  The Ministry of Truth is tasked with exposing their war crimes, while generating sympathy for their unjust retaliation.  The Ministry of Peace is tasked with actively undermining their national sovereignty, by giving aid and comfort to their oppressed neighbors and sworn enemies, who have been calling for their utter destruction since they invaded the "Promised Land" thousands of years ago.

More info:   

• https://www.ynetnews.com/article/hkuorkkbt

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 06 Oct 2023 - No-Zero Grading

 

No-Zero Grading

Prevents teachers from giving students harmful grades below 50%, regardless of the level of effort.  A low mark on a 100-point scale does not accurately measure what a student knows and often results in students giving up.  Other obsolete grading methods include traditional A-F, comparative (curve-based), or standards-based systems.  To achieve equity and fairness, expectations must be altered for disadvantaged students dreaming of entering the high stakes college lottery.

More info:   

• https://www.foxnews.com/media/teachers-grading-policies-debate-no-zero-trend-patently-idiotic-idea

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 05 Oct 2023 - Nullectomy

Nullectomy

(aka Nullo or eunuchification) The physician-assisted process of removing all external genitalia to create a smooth transition from the abdomen to the groin, thereby affirming the patient's gender identity.

More info:  

• https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/nullectomy-physician-assisted-mutilation/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Oct 2023 - Spending Limits

 

Spending Limits

To achieve the goals of Big Brother, any limits to allocating money, borrowing on credit, and redistribution of wealth are morally unjust.  To fully achieve the end goals of the equity and justice agenda, nothing should be allowed to stand in the way.

More info: 

• https://www.cato.org/blog/spending-debt-limits-backstop-government-expansion
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 03 Oct 2023 - Woman-face

 

Woman-face

An offensive term used by anti-trans bigots, but the act itself is permissible, since people can identify as whatever gender they please by presenting as a woman.  This is in no way analogous to the offensive use of Black-face to present as a different race, even for fun or satire.

More info:   

• https://4w.pub/the-myth-of-woman-face/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 01 Oct 2023 - Government Shutdown

 

Government Shutdown

Tragic consequence of opposition to Big Brother's agenda, when legislators fail to compromise and concede.  It will have unacceptable results, causing devastation across the country where 

• our people won't get paid
• our national parks will close
• our bureaucracy will grind to a halt
• our working families hurt
• our economy damaged
• our national security endangered
• our troops forced to serve without pay 

More info:  

• https://www.nasfaa.org/news-item/35315/Government_Shutdown_Looms_as_Congress_Funding_Deal_Falls_Through
  

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