Friday, April 28, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 28 Apr 2023 - Pedophiles

 

Pedophiles

The Ministry of Truth has determined that sexual attraction to children is just another subset of sexual orientation that should be protected under anti-discrimination laws.  In fact the correct term to use is "Minor Attracted Person", since "pedophile" has negative connotations.  Sexual orientation is a protected legal class in areas of employment, housing, public accommodations, public service, educational institutions, credit, and business discrimination.

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Thursday, April 27, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Apr 2023 - Equal Justice Under the Law

 

Equal Justice Under the Law

The Ministry of Love aggressively arrests and prosecutes those who refuse to support Big Brother's agenda, exempting those who commit crimes while holding Ministry political approval or identifying with oppressed voter classes. 

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Wednesday, April 26, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 26 Apr 2023 - Decriminalization

 

Decriminalization

Non-prosecution of minor crimes including retail theft, drug possession, turnstile jumping, trespassing, resisting arrest, prostitution, or interfering with arrests.  The goal is to make it safer for minorities, reserving incarceration for matters involving significant harm to the social order, thereby making citizens safer.  Ministry funded studies show that even short stays in jail can lead to loss of dignity, housing issues, employment disruption, and strained family connections.

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Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 25 Apr 2023 - Classic Earmarks of Disinformation

 

Classic Earmarks of Disinformation

Label applied to unfavorable evidence or events with the goal of restricting, banning, or limiting its distribution.  This tool can be utilized effectively, regardless of its veracity, at the discretion of the Ministry of Truth.  It is best practice to gather "experts" who will make public statements disavowing information that would be damaging to the common good.

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Monday, April 24, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 24 Apr 2023 - Chemical Abortion

 

Chemical Abortion

Termination of a pregnancy via amazing anti-maternity drugs (e.g. mifepristone) which cause the body to miscarriage.  Thus allowing guilt-free private medical care without doctor's supervision, if desired.  Most of the time these pills don't require emergency rooms visits, allowing at-home disposal of conception byproducts.  To restrict access to these life-saving drugs is unconscionable. 

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Friday, April 21, 2023

Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 21 Apr 2023 - Safe Haven Laws

 

Safe Haven Laws

The revolutionary new laws create Temporary Emergency Jurisdictions with the intent to bypass Supreme Court rulings that found "parental rights" in the 14th Amendment to raise, care for, and educate their children as they see fit.  These laws are needed to shelter children from oppressive conservative beliefs that could harm them by denying their sexual freedom decisions.  Gender-sanctuary states have the ability to strip custody from extremist parents of out-of-state minors seeking gender affirming treatments, sterilization, and surgeries.  The state must intervene to ensure the best interest of trans-kids are protected from harmful parental wishes and influences.

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Thursday, April 20, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Apr 2023 - Cognitive Development

 

Cognitive Development

The brain develops at different rates for different things.  Criminal activities of youth should not be charged, or at least have minor punishments, because their brains don't fully develop until early adulthood (i.e. around 25 years).  We shouldn't punish someone who's cognition hasn't fully developed, even into early adulthood, because it is not constructive to demonize youth for immature actions.  However, for sexual choices, gender transitions, and pregnancy terminations, their brains are maturely developed enough to make their own decisions without oppressive adult oversight.  They have the right to participate in fully informed and considered voting, and to make life-changing decisions based on their current feelings and lived experiences.  Teen brains use more emotional thinking than adults, whose brains use more rational thinking, so they more easily align with Ministry of Truth goals and doctrines. 

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Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 18 Apr 2023 - Youth Mayhem

 

Youth Mayhem

Occurs when multitudes of enthusiastic young people gather in downtown urban areas to peacefully protest their lived injustice.  Because of lack of parental involvement, the outnumbered servants of the Ministry of Love were unable to intervene, and thus there were understandable instances of shootings, stolen and smashed cars, blocked traffic, attacked tourists, and fighting in the streets that terrorized people that didn't support their causes.  Youth need to be supported at all costs, since they are the future foundation of our societal transformation.  It is not constructive to demonize those who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities. 

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Monday, April 17, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 17 Apr 2023 - Critical Thinking

 

Critical Thinking

To downplay, ridicule, and censor disfavored points of view because diversity of thought (thought crime) is dangerous to society.

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Friday, April 14, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 14 Apr 2023 - Reparations Discount

 

Reparations Discount

Justified demands to stores to freely give goods and services, instead of forcing an oppressed person to steal them.  This is a big step forward in the safety and equity of those wanting things from others.  When refused, justified anger is expected, and the victim should feel free to berate the offending store employees, lecture them about reparations, and their privileged life.

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Thursday, April 13, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 13 Apr 2023 - Easter

 

Easter

A celebration by the dominant Western religion used to suppress human freedom to live as they see fit in their own eyes.  They claim a supernatural "miracle" by the main character of their religion, thereby "proving" he has a say in how you should live.  This holiday, with its bunnies and eggs, was clearly stolen and distorted from the pagan worship of Mother Earth, and its associated practices of sex and fertility rituals.  We need to replace the patriarchal religion and restore the ancient true one.  

Ministry of Truth approved acts of worship for adherents include:
  • Freedom to love whoever you want however you want 
  • Exercising the right to be free of reproductive byproducts and responsibilities
  • Gender transitions and transformations without limit
  • To affirm one's true identity, regardless of outside objective reality
  • Mockery and persecution of those holding unenlightened religious beliefs 
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Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 12 Apr 2024 - Free Lunch

 

Free Lunch

There is such a thing at Ministry run schools, now for all students.  It is stigmatizing to force low income or immigrant families, students, who face widespread food insecurity and inequity, to be the only ones to rely on the government's generosity.  By this historic, and beyond life-changing action, students now experience a completely leveled playing field when it comes to nutritiously adequate school food.  Hungry children cannot learn, and must be provided the nutrition they need to fuel their learning.

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 12 Apr 2023 - Climate Anxiety

 

Climate Anxiety

Mental health issues caused by fear, worry, or tension linked to imminent climate disasters.  Solutions include imagining visits to nature, re-educating or punishing climate offenders, living a Ministry-approved Green Life, or building self esteem by "doing something" to make a difference environmentally. 

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Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 11 Apr 2023 - No Kill Policies

 

No Kill Policies

It is extremely heartless to allow animal shelters (or mills) to kill innocent, unwanted animals, when there are so many people willing to adopt and care for them.  We can end the cycle of non-human births, homelessness, and deaths, but we must address the root cause instead of flailing in the water, pulling out one kitten at a time while so many others float by, and screaming that others in the water with us aren’t saving enough of them.  We should care about our fellow sentient beings because they have inherent dignity and worth.  Of course, this is reserved exclusively for non-humans, since humanity is a plague on the planet and population reductions are necessary for Mother Earth to thrive.

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Monday, April 10, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 10 Apr 2023 - Sexual Attraction

 

Sexual Attraction

The Ministry of Truth expects citizens of all ages to be sexually attracted to others based on "their" chosen sexual identities, not your personal preferences, feelings, or desires.  Hateful super-straights** have no place in our society, and need to be shamed, canceled, and punished appropriately.  Obviously there is no functional relationship between biological sex and sexual attraction, and this historical misinformation needs to be eradicated. 

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Friday, April 7, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 07 Apr 2023 - Decarceration

 

Decarceration

Policy of simply citing and/or releasing people from jail who have been accused of low-level misdemeanors or felonies.   Those granted some reasonable low level of bail (e.g. $50,000 or less), should be eligible for immediate release.  Depopulation of incarceration centers will solve the humanitarian crisis of locking up the accused.  The Ministry of Love wants to prioritize increased opportunities for pre-trial release, and to lower the jail population.  They remind the public of their focus on the safety of the accused, and that the root causes of crime will be addressed sometime in the future.  Examples of those who deserved release include: being accused of removing mattress tags, illegally carrying firearms, jay walking, domestic violence, possession of child pornography, residential burglary, robbery, or armed assault. 

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Thursday, April 6, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 06 Apr 2023 - Genital Mutilation

 

Genital Mutilation

The forced religious circumcision of children that is abhorrent and an intolerable human rights abuse.  This is clearly unacceptable, since children must be free to choose to have their sexual characteristics permanently changed based on their well-informed feelings, without undue influence or input from parents or guardians.

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Wednesday, April 5, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 05 Apr 2023 - Soul of America

 

Soul of America

The compassionate, true heart of believers in the progressive agenda.  However, our nation must be saved from attack by Ultra-MAGA semi-fascists who want to corrupt the moral teachings of the Ministry of Truth.  Big Brother declares that transgender, and other oppressed minorities, shape our nation’s soul, freeing it from the restrictions of obsolete traditional religious mores.

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Tuesday, April 4, 2023

Monday, April 3, 2023

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 03 Apr 2023 - Solidarity

 

Solidarity

Expressions of support during periods of apprehension and uncertainty, when oppressed minorities are unjustly blamed for the murder of hateful Christian school children by vicious weapons of war, and rumored ChatGPT generated manifestos. 

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