Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 28 Feb 2025 - Heteronormative Legos

 

Heteronormative Legos

These seemingly innocent building blocks are actually indoctrinating children with the notion that male/female binary genders are the norm.  By having male and female pieces that only fit together one way, and often described in a gendered way (such as mated instead of connected), the creators are guilty of applying heteronormative language to topics unrelated to gender, sex, and reproduction.  Instead, by having a diversity of colors and connectors, kids can be reassured that it is "okay" to not conform to societal expectations. 

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3796281978102-science-museum-claims-legos-push-a-heteronormative-agenda-in-lgbtq-tour
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Feb 2025 - Throwing Gold Bars Overboard

 

Throwing Gold Bars Overboard

As an insurance policy against the wrong candidate winning, government employees were encouraged to “Get the money out as fast as possible" before the new hostile administration came in, while denying and covering up the process.  Throwing billions at "justice" agendas, and shoveling boatloads more to like-minded nonprofits, should provide a buffer against a presidency hostile to our equity and social justice goals.

More info: 

• https://www.projectveritas.com/news/epa-advisor-admits-insurance-policy-against-trump-is-gold-bars-off-titanic
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 26 Feb 2025 - Systemic Inflammation

 

Systemic Inflammation

High levels of anxiety and depression resulting from fear of deportation among immigrant communities (especially among Latinx young adults) .  Proposals are being accepted for government-funded studies that will show that the remedy is more political activism and anti-racism training.

More info: 

• https://www.dailywire.com/news/government-to-fund-study-on-fear-of-deportation-leading-to-systemic-inflammation
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 25 Feb 2025 - Subway Safety

 

Subway Safety

A political leader of a large state declared that she has made subways safe again, hours after an involuntary immolation was perpetrated by a homeless migrant.  By prosecuting vigilante riders and providing National Guard observers, she claimed to have made public transit the safest mode of transportation for the masses.   

More info: 

• https://cbs6albany.com/news/local/governor-hochul-posts-crime-is-going-down-on-subway-hours-after-woman-burned-killed
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 24 Feb 2024 - Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

 

Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

(aka RUD) It went BOOM!  Lessons learned for next time. After all, it is just a flesh wound.

More info: 

• https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14295123/elon-musk-spacex-explosion-spacecraft-mocked.html
  
• https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/global-trends/spacexs-starship-explodes-in-test-flight-elon-musk-says-success-is-uncertain-but-entertainment-is-guaranteed/articleshow/117336553.cms

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 21 Feb 2025 - Voice Dysphoria

 

 Voice Dysphoria

The distress caused by a person’s voice not matching their gender identity, such as trans-women with deep voices.  Government funded researchers created gender-affirming voice training programs to affect opposite sex voice mimicry.  To better serve the Trans community, Big Brother has pushed the entirety of the administrative state to prioritize LGBT matters. 

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3697084810413-biden-administration-bankrolled-development-of-app-to-help-transgender-people-deal-with-voice-dysphoria
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Feb 2025 - Protest Potpourri

 

Protest Potpourri

Why just have a protest with one limited topic, when you can have a bigger and better protest that is inclusive and diverse?  Protesting as a social activity is the new norm and gets young people out of Mom's house and engaged in something.

More info: 

• https://onpointnz.substack.com/p/a-potpourri-of-protest
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 19 Feb 2025 - Trade Wars

 

Trade Wars

The new POTUS is hellbent on destroying the country, and our international relations, by insisting on "fair trade", using strong negotiation and sometimes by levying punitive tariffs and retaliation against those who refuse to submit.  This chaos and coercion will inevitably cause inflation, and higher prices too, damaging our economy and reputation as a world economic partner. 

More info: 

• https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7vdjpj7pe3o
  

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Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 18 Feb 2025 - DOGGI

 

DOGGI

The Department of Gross Government Inefficiency (aka anti-DOGE or D.O.G.G.I.) is a branch of the progressive party dedicated to preserving the status quo of funding and policy priorities.  There is no significant waste in the way the government typically administers funds, and cuts of any sort will greatly harm public-sector unions, NGO administrators, and environmental startup investors. 

More info: 

• https://www.yahoo.com/news/mike-johnson-says-theres-gross-173913267.html
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 18 Feb 2025 - Immigrandemic

 

Immigrandemic

Decrease in foot traffic in bodegas and public places due to fear of deportation by mean immigration enforcement.  In some cases many undocumented employees are scared to come to work or even leave their homes, just like during the COVID lockdowns.  It is feared that a new recession is imminent due to missing migrant labor and economic activity. 

More info: 

• https://english.elpais.com/usa/2025-01-29/fear-of-deportation-spreads-among-chicago-immigrants-we-are-locked-inside-our-homes.html
  

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https://english.elpais.com/usa/2025-01-29/fear-of-deportation-spreads-among-chicago-immigrants-we-are-locked-inside-our-homes.html

Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 17 Feb 2025 - Civil Servants

 

Civil Servants

Unconstrained by the leader of the Executive branch, who just controls political appointees, the bureaucracy marches on.  It only takes one brave member of the judicial branch to decide the Chief Executive does not have the authority to run or audit the important departments of the government.  Because of the "separation of powers", the Ministry of Love has decreed, "No access for you!"

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3800736373017-the-lawfare-gang-strikes-again
  

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 14 Feb 2025 - Box Theory

 

Box Theory

This is a newly espoused concept in modern dating.  It arises spontaneously when meeting a potential match, but may present differently depending on the relative genders of the participants.  For example, when men meet women in a romantic setting, they tend to put them in one of several potential "boxes":  

• They want to date them
• They want to sleep with them 
• They want to have nothing to do with them

It is said to be hard to get out of the box, just like getting out of the "friendzone" for guys.  Dating is hard, and so is knowing if their potential partners check all the boxes and are relationship material, … if they are looking for more than a hookup.     

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3742607771344-box-theory-dating-is-it-backed-by-psychology-or-just-another-tiktok-fad-i-spoke-with-2-experts-to-find-out
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 13 Feb 2025 - Respecting Marriage for All Act

 

Respecting Marriage for All Act

Love is love, and citizens should have the right to marry the person they love.  Groundbreaking bipartisan votes bring our country one step closer to protecting that right in law. The Respect for Marriage Act will ensure that LGBTQI+ couples and interracial couples are respected and protected equally under federal law, and provide more certainty to these families … work together to secure the fundamental right of Americans to marry the person they love. 

More info: 

• https://bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/11/29/statement-from-president-joe-biden-on-bipartisan-senate-passage-of-the-respect-for-marriage-act/
  
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_of_Marriage_Act

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 12 Feb 2025 - Cute … Boots

 

Cute … Boots

Coded social media language used to evade and mislead censors, parents, and algorithms about controversial topics like immigration, the President, governmental policies, parties, protests, and underground resistance movements.  Context matters. 

More info: 

• https://www.distractify.com/p/what-does-cute-winter-boots-mean-tiktok
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 11 Feb -2025 - War Protection

 

War Protection

A critical resource to deploy in war zones, even if it costs millions of dollars or delays other foreign aid. Refugees and resistance fighters must have their reproductive rights protected too, and condoms are a strategic resource to stop invasion by unwanted male gametes.  

More info: 

• https://www.thecentersquare.com/national/article_a84af7ac-ddb7-11ef-87ed-6f909a76b156.html
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - Forest Bathing - 10 Feb 2025

 

Forest Bathing

A way to escape the stress of political losses by spending time in natural settings, such as a forest, to improve your health and well-being.  Shared grief, communal crying, and primal screaming over loss of freedoms and rights, also help to overcome the sense of hopelessness brought on by current events.

More info: 

• https://nypost.com/2025/01/19/us-news/therapists-suggest-group-crying-for-liberals-to-cope-on-trump-inauguration-day-report/
  
• https://adventure.com/forest-bathing-oregon-japan-history/

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 07 Feb 2025 - Spell Womyn

 

 

Spell Womyn

Creative spelling bee allowance to promote diversity and to distance their competition from male-dominated stereotypes. Creative spelling alternatives must be allowed in view of discrimination and social justice.

More info: 

• https://www.breezyscroll.com/world/the-us/scripps-national-spelling-bee-sparks-controversy-with-alternative-spelling-of-womennational-spelling-bee-accepts-womyn-as-alternative-spelling-to-women-to-avoid-association-with-the-male-centric-t/
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 06 Feb 2025 - Forest Management

 

Forest Management

Big Brother desires a return to the pre-Columbian forest state by banning human actions like logging, clear cutting, thinning, or even grazing.  Human activity, including climate change, is responsible for the vast majority of forest waste and lack of economic benefit from timber harvesting.  Obviously, it is more efficient (and politically beneficial) to contain wildfires after the fact, and to blame the increased emission of CO2 and smoke pollution on warming, rather than shouldering the burden of exploitive long-term forest care.  

More info: 

• https://www.newsmax.com/judddunning/dystopian-green-newsom/2025/01/23/id/1196226/
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 05 Feb 2025 - Kids Online Safety Act

 

Kids Online Safety Act

(aka KOSA)  It is a goal of the Ministry of Love to mitigate online harm at all costs for our children, so age verification and digital IDs will now be required for all users of the Internet.  This will allow appropriate monitoring and responsible censorship of the public information nets, thereby reducing hate speech and uncontrolled information.  Unfounded assumptions and scare tactics include:

• claims of unfairness to the undocumented
• fears that it will upload everyone's personal info to the internet (what could go wrong?)
• preventing gender diverse kids from lifesaving info
• suppression of discussion
• allowing parents to monitor and/or approve access 

More info: 

• https://netchoice.org/kosa-is-a-childrens-cybersecurity-disaster-in-the-making/
  

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Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 04 Feb 2025 - Trans-Opera

 

Trans-Opera

To promote aid and goodwill abroad with generous spending, the Ministry of Plenty diplomatically shovels assistance abroad to allies.  Singing about social justice issues (through diverse opera and musicals) is of vital importance to exporting our cultural values. Other "foreign aid" provided to our future comrades includes:

• customized birth control devices, and other family planning supplies and services
• educational gender "comic" books
• "coming out" groups funding 
• employment assistance for gender minorities
• (pending) EV infrastructure in third world countries
• atheism evangelism 

More info: 

• https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14355251/shocking-ways-usaid-spent-money.html
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Feb 2025 - MAGAfest Destiny

 

MAGAfest Destiny

In his inauguration speech, the Disruptor-in-Chief laid out a renewed vision of colonialist conquest and oppression.  He claims that our country has a manifest destiny to fulfill by conquering worlds again, and that God saved him from an assassin's bullet to lead the way.  He intends to remake our country, and possibly the world, into his MAGA vision.  That must be resisted by all patriotic citizens so that we don't lose our progressive gains of the last few years!  

More info: 

• https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-declares-magafest-destiny-in-unhinged-saved-by-god-speech/
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 03 Feb 2025 - Captain Anti-America

 

Captain Anti-America

In this brave new world of authoritarian leadership, which opposes the values of the Ministry of Truth, we need strong movie characters who strongly portray strong woke diverse values and who strongly resist the current hulking RED administration destroying our country as we speak.  Clearly this character cannot represent an irredeemably racist, colonialist, and white privileged country, and we need one who will fight for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion for all.  The Ministry of Truth strongly endorses any films with un-American main characters.

More info: 

• https://www.newsweek.com/anthony-mackie-captain-america-comments-spark-conservative-boycott-2022277
  

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