Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 29 Mar 2024 - Good Morning

 

Good Morning

This potentially offensive greeting needs to be abolished, because of its antebellum roots, where slave owners mocked slaves who were mourning over lost babies.  Despite contrary claims that it is an innocent greeting not backed by historical facts, since it is their truth, others are obligated to not offend them.  Alternative greetings might be: 

• How U doin'? 
• Sending good vibes 
• How did your protest go?
• Blessings of the goddess to you

More info:   

• https://vdare.com/articles/john-derbyshire-so-now-picnic-and-good-morning-are-racist

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 28 Mar 2024 - Normalizing

 

Normalizing

Giving a platform to purveyors of misinformation, or other canceled individuals.  These thought-criminals must be marginalized and not legitimized in any way, such as by airing interviews, posting mostly uncensored news clips, or even allowing them to answer questions without interruption.  Members of the media who violate these journalistic standards will be roundly booed.

More info:   

• https://www.foxnews.com/media/katie-couric-lectures-nbc-following-trump-interview

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Mar 2024 - Asymmetric Multiculturalism

 

Asymmetric Multiculturalism

The celebration of every patriotism except that of white colonialist Westerners, who must always be cast as the villains. Other kinds of conquest, anti-white racism, and forced migrations do not count, since they are justified as struggles against oppressors.  The root of all evil since the Stone Age -- everything wrong with the world --  is held to be the fault of anti-progressive white colonizers. 

More info:   

• https://www.newsbreak.com/news/3319841384044-for-the-left-forced-population-movements-don-t-count-if-they-are-white-on-white

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 26 Mar 2024 - Bloodbath

 

Bloodbath

Flexible Newspeak terms are used to either accurately describe actions or policies of political opponents, or to alternatively impute their worst motives and intentions in using them, regardless of context.  So, for example, when "bloodbath" is used by enemies of Big Brother, this is an unacceptable term, since it is obviously a call to violence and insurrection.  The Ministry of Truth is entrusted with the responsibility to correctly guide and interpret the usage of Newspeak, and to punish violations thereof. 

More info:  

• https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/16/politics/trump-bloodbath-auto-industry-election/index.html
  
• https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13206909/Trump-sparks-liberal-media-bloodbath-election-migrants-animals-Ohio.html

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 25 Mar 2024 - Wealth-based Detention

 

Wealth-based Detention

It is illegal and unjust to arrest or imprison people for unpaid fines, unless they have the resources to pay.  However, excessive fines for the rich are acceptable tools for punishments, as long as it leaves them eligible for incarceration.  This two-tiered system of justice in our country, in which a person’s income determines whether they walk free or whether they go to jail, needs to be applied equitably to all.

More info:   

• https://www.foxnews.com/us/mississippi-city-police-department-unlawfully-jailing-people-unpaid-fees-cant-afford-doj
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 22 Mar 2024 - Nounself

 

Nounself

A form of self-assigned Neo-pronouns (generally non-gender specific) where a noun is used to replace a pronoun in self identification (e.g. star/starself for those who feel a celestial connection).  They are not to be confused with nicknames, as this is much deeper both personally and spiritually.

More info:  

• https://www.dictionary.com/browse/nounself-pronoun

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 21 Mar 2024 - Tracking

 

Tracking

A modern form of segregation used by non-progressive educators to group students based on their learning level and testing proficiency.  The Ministry of Truth has determined that all examples of tracking should be eliminated, since it is a form of "spirit murder" that is inflicted upon children of color via unreasonable and inequitable proficiency expectations.

More info:   

• https://knowledgeworks.org/resources/tracking-is-intentional-systemic-inequity/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Mar 2024 - Terrorists

 

Terrorists

Evil groups (or nations) of thought-criminals who brazenly challenge Big Brother or the Ministry of Truth by gathering to protest openly, disrupting school board meetings, listening to controversial speeches, carrying offensive flags and banners, and trespassing on public property.  Self-defense, protecting the "innocent", and being armed with weapons are not acceptable activities and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent by the Ministries of Love and Peace.  Reasonable accommodations can be made for those fighting oppression and injustice. 

More info:   

• https://nij.ojp.gov/topics/crimes/domestic-radicalization-and-terrorism
  
• https://judiciary.house.gov/media/press-releases/us-house-judiciary-republicans-doj-labeled-dozens-of-parents-as-terrorist

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 19 Mar 2024 - Newcomers

 

Newcomers

Newly welcomed migrants and refugees personally escorted by officials of Big Brother.  Official "Welcome Wagon" agents, and approved NGOs, are gifting 

• debit cards
• housing
• travel
• education
• healthcare.  

Free legal guidance in navigating the welfare system without triggering public charge laws, regardless of immigration status, is also offered.

More info:   

• https://www.newsweek.com/biden-admin-new-term-migrants-republican-fury-1874903
  
• https://www.ilrc.org/resources/public-charge-safe-use-list

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 15 Mar 2024 - Gender Euphoria

 

Gender Euphoria

The exhilaration and ecstasy described by surveyed young people when describing their validating gender experiences.  “The satisfaction or joy caused when one’s gendered experience aligns with their gender identity, rather than with the gender they were assigned at birth."   All caring people should use affirming communication, express inclusivity and belonging, praise alternative gender appearance choices, and support and respect all approved gender expressions.

More info:   

• https://www.teenvogue.com/story/trans-youth-on-what-gives-them-gender-euphoria

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 14 Mar 2024 - American Conspiracy Thinking Scale

 

American Conspiracy Thinking Scale

The Ministry of truth is determined to root out crimethink in all its forms, so predicting pre-crime is essential to the efforts of the Ministry of Love to eradicate it.  Vaccine misinformation, mistrust in healthcare institutions, and generic conspiratorial thinking all contributed to the likelihood of someone resisting Big Brother's lead, or actually acting on non-evidential rumors, convictions, or treatments. 

More info: 

• https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s11109-022-09812-3
  
• https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama-health-forum/fullarticle/2809985

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 13 Mar 2024 - Clumsy Words

 

Clumsy Words

Reporters have a responsibility to use words and to convey meaning with precision.  Unfortunately, sometimes even spokespersons of Ministry of Truth outlets fall short of perfect clarity, and open the door to people misinterpreting or not understanding the intended nuances, and end up hearing things that are quite different from what was actually communicated. Formal disinformation counseling sessions are highly recommended. 

More info:  

• https://www.foxnews.com/media/politico-reporter-apologizes-clumsy-words-christian-nationalists-msnbc

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 12 Mar 2024 - Slav-migrants

 

Slav-migrants

A new Ministry of Love initiative, where wealthy landowners can now apply to keep migrants in their home in exchange for subsidies, or alternatively, cooking, cleaning, picking crops, and landscaping.  Clearly this is not slavery, unless the home owners are white male Christians, who should then be evicted in favor of the more needy. 

More info:  

• https://www.cityandstateny.com/policy/2023/06/adams-new-idea-paying-new-yorkers-
• host-asylum-seekers-home/387143

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 11 Mar 2024 - Demagogic Speech

 

Demagogic Speech

Righteous polemic by Big Brother against all who oppose his agenda, declaring that all those who are not with him are enemies of the Republic.  For emphasis, use of raised clenched fists, harsh rhetoric, threats of suppression by Ministries of Peace and Love forces, and ominous mood lighting is acceptable.  When Democracy is under assault, Big Brother must lead the way in restoring the soul of the nation, even if it requires pitting his loyal subjects against those supporting the Rebellion.

More info:  

• https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/dark-brandon-state-of-the-union-b2278347.html

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 08 Mar 2024 - Transabled

 

Transabled

People with Body Integrity Identity Disorder (BIID), choose to self-identify as handicapped, and should be provided transableism-affirming care to assist their bodily transformations.  For instance, BIID patients may request amputation of healthy limbs, transection of spinal cords, or removal of sight capability.  It is offensive to suggest that they may be suffering from a mental disorder, despite their strong subjective feelings, and denying their requests likely increases suicide and depression rates.

More info:   

• https://nypost.com/2023/04/29/transabled-people-choosing-to-identify-as-handicapped/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 07 Mar 2024 - Free Travel App

 

Free Travel App

To facilitate more asylum claims from disadvantaged countries, free one-way parole flights are now available through a convenient customs and border flow app (e.g. CBP One).  Eligible users (95%+ approval) can book direct flights into the country where they legally settle in for their multi-year wait for their "Notice to Appear" dates, thereby avoiding arduous and dangerous multi-country travel.  Our country was built on immigrants, and we still don't have enough new voters yet to solidify power. 

More info:  

• https://homeland.house.gov/2023/10/23/new-documents-obtained-by-homeland-majority-detail-shocking-abuse-of-cbp-one-app/
  
• https://www.cbp.gov/about/mobile-apps-directory/cbpone

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 05 Mar 2024 - Thugs

 

Thugs

This term is a racist dog whistle which denigrates criminals of color.  While criminal activity and lawlessness during excessive celebrations is troubling, this kind of coded language is worse, since it demonizes non-white people as criminals.  Gangsters, mobsters, and mafia bosses are nursing their hurt feelings over the slights to their tough guys. 

More info:   

• https://news.yahoo.com/kansas-city-mayor-accuses-governor-190505443.html

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Mar 2024 - Democracy

 

Democracy

a) The most significant threat to national security, and to Big Brother's autocratic authority, since the masses cannot be trusted to make important decisions.  Removal of dangerous political candidates from ballots is justified to protect the people from electing the wrong leaders. 

 
b) Mob rule (without the checks and balances of the Constitution)

more info:

• https://www.maciverinstitute.com/2023/12/democracy-dies-in-the-colorado-supreme-court/

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 04 Mar 2024 - Christian Nationalists

 

Christian Nationalists

People who unbelievably think that rights come from God, and not from the higher power of government.  They mistakenly believe that the founding documents actually meant that all people are "endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."  This contrasts with good "Christians", who have come in line with progressive views on relativistic truth, and who acknowledge that all rights are granted by the mercy and benevolence of Big Brother. 

More info:  

• https://notthebee.com/article/if-you-think-rights-come-from-god-and-not-government-congrats-msnbc-says-you-arent-a-christian-youre-a-christian-nationalist

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 01 Mar 2024 - Tomboy Trans-Girl

 

Tomboy Trans-Girl

 A child transitioned by one or more parents/adults to be a girl, but rebels and still acts like a boy.

More info:   

• https://www.compactmag.com/article/the-trans-war-on-tomboys/

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