Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update- 31 Jan 20025 - Fat Positivity

 

Fat Positivity  

Government leaders have hired experts to consult on anti-weight-based stigma, gravity-impacted individuals, and size discrimination.  Experts insist that the right to remain fat is to be protected, and that people need to be free from weight discrimination and stigma.  Weight neutrality will be the future of public health.

More info:  

• https://nypost.com/2024/12/18/health/fat-positivity-expert-hired-by-san-francisco-dept-of-health-to-consult-on-weight-stigma/ 

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 30 Jan 2025 - Antiracist Math Training

 

Antiracist Math Training

Workshops teaching teachers to "identify, disrupt, and replace practices that perpetuate White supremacy."  Math liberators will learn to confront "oppressive practices in math instruction with practices that center the wellness of students of color" and have hands-on opportunities to practice their craft.  Harmful ideas to eliminate include: math being purely objective, that there are always right and wrong answers, and the need to track proficiency.    

See also: Diversity Math and Equitable Math

More info: 

• https://www.nctm.org/uploadedFiles/Conferences_and_Professional_Development/Webinars_and_Webcasts/Webcasts/4-19-22_WebinarSlides.pdf
  
• https://www.foxnews.com/media/pittsburgh-public-schools-approve-measure-teachers-white-supremacy-math-classes
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 29 Jan 2025 - The Buck Stops Where?

 

The Buck Stops Where?

When disaster strikes, it is a public relations emergency for incumbent politicians.  Blame should be spread around to minions, the opposition, or things beyond their control, like Climate Change or racism.  Governors and mayors need to carefully gaslight and misdirect the media from assigning blame to their administrations, while demanding more money and resources to continue their status quo.

More info: 

• https://nypost.com/2025/01/09/us-news/gov-newsom-passes-the-buck-to-local-folks-when-asked-about-hydrants-running-out-of-water-during-pacific-palisades-fire/
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 28 Jan 2025 - Meta Defectors

 

Meta Defectors

In a stunning betrayal of Big Brother and the Ministry of Truth, major media outlets announced that they will no longer use "biased" fact-checkers.  They are abandoning Ministry approved truth moderators and are opening themselves up to abuse by purveyors of misinformation and hate speech.  We will remember these defections.

More info: 

• https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly74mpy8klo
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 27 Jan 2025 - Preemptive Pardons

 

Preemptive Pardons

To protect loyal citizens from the incoming Disruptor-in-Chief's revenge, Big Brother is taking extraordinary steps to protect them against unjust prosecutions, arrests, and armed raids.  By declaring "Olly olly oxen free", they know that they are safe to continue the resistance.

See also Pre-Crime Pardons

More info: 

• https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/12/04/biden-white-house-pardons-00192610
  

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 24 Jan 2025 - Milk Pours

 

Milk Pours

Symbolic wasting of animal-based food products as a protest of the environmentally destructive dairy industry, which produces more harmful climate emissions than the oil and gas industry.  Animal farming is THE leading cause of the loss of wildlife and natural ecosystems, so we must transition to a sustainable plant-based food system. 

More info: 

• https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-15/animal-rebellion-protesters-pour-milk-in-shops-across-uk-including-harrods
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 23 Jan 2025 - Hot Water

 

Hot Water

As an outgoing blow to global warming criminals, Big Brother emeritus is banning natural gas hot water heaters, thereby ensuring involuntary compliance with the global climate change war.  Besides, if  the earth continues to warm, then who needs more hot water anyway?  

More info: 

• https://nypost.com/2025/01/05/us-news/biden-water-heater-ban-to-drive-up-energy-prices-for-seniors-poor/
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 22 Jan 2025 - Ghost Cars

 

Ghost Cars

To avoid punitive daily fees in large cities, these vehicles are able to evade automated detection and tolls. The Ministry of Love is instituting a team of Ghost Busters to track down these illegal cars, since often these are used in other criminal activities, thereby making the streets safer.

More info: 

• https://www.nyc.gov/office-of-the-mayor/news/698-24/ghosts-busters-mayor-adams-launches-new-dsny-nypd-ghost-car-task-force-remove-illegal-cars-from#/0
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 21 Jan 2025 - Femosphere

 

Femosphere

A rejection of third wave "girl-boss" feminism and masculine roles which has saddled women with both productive and reproductive labour.  It is an overarching belief that life is about survival of the fittest, that men will always hurt women and that will never change, so strategies are needed to conquer the opposite sex.  Most corners of the femosphere explicitly describe themselves as feminist, but surprisingly their values seemed conservative, and their philosophy mostly anti-gender equality.  Many dark feminine influencers encourage women to find men to support them financially.  According to leading feminist experts, womens’ currency in the sexual marketplace resides in her withholding sex from men, and the value is diminished if you have casual sex.

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3734234980897-welcome-to-the-femosphere-the-latest-dark-toxic-corner-of-the-internet-for-women  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 20 Jan 2025 - Pre-Crime Pardons

 

Pre-Crime Pardons

To protect loyal foot soldiers of Big Brother Emeritus from the vengeful new dictator, there is no higher calling than protecting family and allies from unjust lawfare and persecution by last-minute surprise acts of forgiveness and clemency.  The rule of law must be preserved.  

More info: 

• https://www.dailywire.com/news/flashback-biden-warns-against-preemptive-pardons-in-2020-cnn-interview
  
• https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/us/politics/biden-pardons-family.html
  

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Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 18 Jan 2025 - Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

 

Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

(aka RUD) It went BOOM!  Lessons learned for next time. After all, it is just a flesh wound.

More info:

• https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14295123/elon-musk-spacex-explosion-spacecraft-mocked.html
  
• https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/global-trends/spacexs-starship-explodes-in-test-flight-elon-musk-says-success-is-uncertain-but-entertainment-is-guaranteed/articleshow/117336553.cms
  

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 17 Jan 2025 - Exclusionary Bird Naming

 

Exclusionary Bird Naming

Offensive naming conventions with associations to the past that continue to be exclusionary and harmful today.  A much more inclusive naming structure and an engaging scientific process, crafted by a broad array of experts and bird lovers, is needed that focuses attention on the unique features and beauty of the birds themselves.  "Exclusionary naming conventions developed in the 1800s, clouded by racism and misogyny, don’t work for us today."

More info: 

• https://news.yahoo.com/why-dozens-birds-being-renamed-235349955.htmlenamed-235349955.html  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 16 Jan 2025 - Nullification

 

Nullification

a) Surgical intervention to remove physical sexual characteristics like breasts, genitalia, or body shape. This enables gender non-conforming transpersons, and other nonbinary individuals, to have positive, lasting self-image benefits.  

b) The abhorrent idea that jurors are free to independently decide on the guilt or innocence of a defendant, in disregard of the letter of the law and/or instructions of the judge. 

More info:  

• https://www.dailywire.com/news/gender-nullification-surgery-enables-non-binary-patients-to-achieve-smooth-genital-area
  
• https://ballotpedia.org/Nullification
  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 15 Jan 2025 - Geotrauma

 

Geotrauma

The study of geology, and science in general, is based in colonialist exploitation, according to a Ministry of Truth educator.  It is “riven by systemic racism”, and the theft of resources by white supremacists has led to harm and trauma for many indigenous peoples.  Unfounded criticism of these truths as anti-scientific is harmful and intended to prevent a shift towards an antiracist praxis

More info: 

• https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/11/16/geology-is-racist-claims-university-professor/  

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 14 Jan 2025 - Manosphere

 

Manosphere

A new environment of misogynistic derision embodied by the phrase, "Your body, my choice”.  The patriarchy lives, and fearful women claim that men perceive the election results as open season on women's rights.  

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3695991591426-emboldened-manosphere-accelerates-threats-and-demeaning-language-toward-women-after-us-election 

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 13 Jan 2025 - Authenticity

 

Authenticity

Being true to your unchanging internal values, while crafting messages for the best audience response.  Being too open about your real self is a liability, since you could be pinned down to specific beliefs and values, so be guarded.  Besides, a politician comes across as boring if they are always seen as the same.  

More info:   

• https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10208464/#

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Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 11 Jan 2025 - Unconditional Discharge

 

Unconditional Discharge

The insurrectionist leader against Big Brother can now be called the Convicted Felon-In-Chief.  Lawfare works!  While it is disappointing that the people of the country were deceived into voting for him over the best ever candidate, our loyal judge and prosecutors have forever made him illegitimate.  Sadly, no punishment beyond this was applied at this time, but just wait… for justice to prevail, we'll think of something. 

More info:   

• https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-sentencing-judge-merchan-hush-money-what-expect-rcna186202
  

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 10 Jan 2025 - Pillaging Pebbles

 

Pillaging Pebbles

Theft of rocks and shells is a danger to the delicate balance of the coastal ecosystem, especially during dire times when climate change's effects are evident.  We cannot risk losing the sediments on beaches, and unless the beach is preserved, the pebbles will cease to exist altogether.  “It is great to play with pebbles and shells responsibly on the beach but they should be left in the environment where they belong.”  If fines and arrests don't work, the next logical step is to ban people from sensitive beaches.

More info:  

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3704428879825-here-s-why-you-should-stop-taking-pebbles-from-the-beach-scientists-warn

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 09 Jan 2025 - Protester Privilege

 

Protester Privilege

Properly aligned protesters can commit minor criminal acts, break laws, invade and occupy buildings, and any other number of trivial illegal activities if they move forward Ministry of Truth goals.  Official apologies are appropriate if Ministry of Love enforcement looks too aggressive.  Harsh punishments such as arrests, forced dispersements, suspensions, and fines are unwarranted.

More info:   

• https://www.newsbreak.com/news/3429048914737-portland-state-university-president-apologizes-to-anti-israel-protesters-for-calling-police

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 08 Jan 2025 - Shovel Bans

 

Shovel Bans

According to Big Brother of the North, there is no fundamental right to own scary shovels.  There is an epidemic of shovel violence in our world and we need common sense restrictions on their possession and use.  Owning a shovel is a great burden and responsibility that most citizens should not be forced to bear, especially since there is no legitimate purpose served by shovels, including recreation, providing for your family, self-defense, or deterrence from tyranny.  By banning their sale and possession for all, except by the Ministry of Love, we can protect everyone from their misuse.

More info: 

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ_SFg6Vw8Q

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 06 Mar 2024 - Martyr Pay

 

Martyr Pay

Bountiful financial restitution, pejoratively called "pay for slay", that goes to grieving families of freedom fighters who bravely died inflicting retribution on non-believers for their ongoing occupation and oppression.  This program is widely supported by all leaders allied against the little Satan, who stole their ancestral lands. 

More info:   

• https://www.foxnews.com/world/pay-for-slay-palestinian-authority-may-compensate-families-hamas-terrorists-report-says

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 07 Jan 2025 - Anti-woke Laws

 

Anti-woke Laws

Big Brother strongly denounces laws that attempt to undo his progressive policies, characterizing them as evil, destructive, undermining, and mean.  These are attacks on diversity and liberal progress, and must be forcefully put down by the Ministry of Love.  It is unacceptable to severely limit the ability of the government to implement the Ministry of Truth's utopian agenda. 

More info:  

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3599303358308-biden-denounces-trio-of-anti-woke-bills-in-congress

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Ministry of Truth Timely Update - 06 Jan 2025 - Disqualification

 

Disqualification

Because elections can't be left to voters, and shocked by recent adverse judicial opinions, the Ministries of Truth and Love are empowering officials at any level to remove objectionable opposition candidates in any way possible.  Offenses include inciting speeches, illegal parading, patriotic flag waving, unauthorized desk sitting, and general objections about election irregularities.

More info:   

• https://newrepublic.com/post/179529/jamie-raskin-supreme-court-trump-ballot

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Ministry of Truth Just Kidding Update - 03 Jan 2025 - Toxic Positivity

 

Toxic Positivity

Fanciful representations of happy work environments that ignore the fact that everything is not alright.  Glossing bosses paint a rosy picture of work environments, stress, and issues in order to improve office morale, but covering things up ultimately increases stress and anxiety.

More info: 

• https://www.newsbreak.com/share/3601717961253-glossing-bosses-are-the-toxic-workplace-trend-ruining-employee-morale 

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Ministry of Truth Daily Update - 02 Jan 2025 - Forced Sterilization

 

Forced Sterilization

Because of the threat of loss of reproductive rights by the recent election, true feminists feel their only option is to preemptively undergo sterilization procedures to preserve their reproductive rights, stating that Red is just not their color. 

More info:  

• https://www.newsweek.com/women-sterilized-donald-trump-abortion-1993261

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Ministry of Truth Rewind - 01 Jan 2025 - Unburdened

 

Unburdened

As we look to the New Year, we find that we are unburdened by what has been... 

Rewind: Unburdened 

More info:

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipeaczmRACA
  
• https://www.tiktok.com/@jacobcanfield/video/7394169516000824582

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